This was written while I was in the process of drinking three cans of Mountain Dew. Yeah......First of all, lets get this straight. I do not own Lord of The Rings, Barney, Rainbow Monkeys, Inuyasha, Tarzan, or Rurouni Kenshin. You're all just sitting there with a look on your faces similer to this. O.O Read on to find out how in the heck I got these all in one fic. By the way, (The words in these things are actions)

(In Kagome's room)

Kagome: Inu, are you thirsty?

Inu: Yes!!! I haven't had anything to drink all day! (Grabs soda out of hand and drinks in 5 seconds)

Kagome: That's not what I was going to give him. Wait that was mello yellow, the new extra caffeinated kind. O.O (drinks a can herself)

Inu: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome: Uh oh.....(sugar takes effect) (starts twitching) WEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inu: Kagome..........I'm bored! Play pretend with me!!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome: YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!!!! Ilovepretendwhaddawegonnado?

Inu: Let's play detective!!!!!!!!!! I'll be inspector ignorant!

Kagome: and I'll be Private public!

Naraku: (pops up) (drinks three cans of soda) And I'll be Betty!!!!!!!!!!

Inu&Kagome: YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirara: (drinks 5 cans of soda) I'll be the announcer!!!!

Naraku&Kagome&Inu: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Kirara: (twitch) One cold night Inspector ignorant was sitting in his office drinking his midnight coffee, when his assistant Betty walked in with important news.

Inu:(goes into Kagome's closet and puts on girly leather jacket) (drinks soda)

Naraku: (walks in wearing pink dress) Inspector ignorant, I have important news!

Inu: (spits soda on 'Betty') what is it?!

Naraku: (starts singing) Stacie's mom has got it goin' on!

Inu: OMG!

Naraku: and we got a call from an evil dude that said he was going to take over the world. He told us that he has private public in custody and that if he threatens to kill her if we don't give him money.

Inu: Show me the evidence Betty!

Naraku: (turns on Kagome's TV) (poisonous insect pops up on screen)

?????? : MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE PRIVATE PUBLIC IN MY KITCHEN AND IM GOING TO MAKE HER DRINK 167 CANS OF SODA AND THEN NOT LET HER GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! By the way, my name is Legolas!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Souta pops up)

Souta: Mom! There are giant Elvin insects in the kitchen!

Naraku: (turns off TV)

Inu: Betty! The tick is clocking! Who knows have long we have before Private public pisses in her pants!

Naraku: I'm sending one of the best agents with you! (Sesshomaru pops up)

Fluffy: (I'm just going to call him fluffy, you don't like it? TOO BAD, LOSERS! THIS IS MY FIC!) O.O (sees Naraku in pink dress)

Inu: (shoves 13 sodas his throat)

Fluffy: Agent Kenshin, reporting for duty! (Twitch) (Death) (Kill) (Twitch) a/n: I do not hate Kenshin lovers, he's awesome, but it is funny

Inu: I need you to accompany me on a dangerous mission; you might not come back alive, are you up for it?

Fluffy: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Inu: We need proper equipment! (Pulls out plunger and toilet paper)

Fluffy: (pulls out dishwashing liquid)

Inu: Here's the plan, we go into the kitchen, with the James Bond theme playing....

Fluffy: And then I kill him! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naraku: Agent Kenshin, no need for such violence!

Fluffy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!

Inu: And now we need disguises!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fluffy: (puts on Kagome's school uniform) (puts hair in ponytail)

Inu: Now no one will know who you are! (Puts on Kagome's other uniform)

Inu Taishio: This is degrading.

Fluffy: "Come on guys, let's go!"

Kagome: Now I have a disguise!!!!! (Puts on Fluffy's kimono and leaves)

Inu: (picks up toilet plunger) Lets rock.

Inu&Fluffy: (start going down the hallway, secret agent style& &James Bond theme plays)

Kirara: And so our hero's embarked on a dangerous quest; (twitch) and left Betty in inspector ignorant's office

Naraku: (inside Kagome's closet) Noooooooo!!!!! The mole people!!!! They're coming to get us!!!!!!!!!!! –Silence-

Fluffy: (points to vacuum) be careful, it's another one of Legolas' minions!

Vacuum: Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!! (Leaps forward to attack)

Fluffy: No! Inspector ignorant! (Starts squirting vacuum with dishwashing liquid)

Vacuum: (hiss) the lemony-ness!!! (Melts)

Inu: That was a close call thank you-

Fluffy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Is hitting vacuum with sword)

Inu: Agent Kenshin! Such violence!

Fluffy: DEATH DEATH! KILL KILL!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Inu: (slap)

Fluffy: Thanks ignorant, I lost control.

Inu: onward! We must continue!

Kirara: They continued toward their goal growing ever closer and making their way down the hall (twitch) until they where met by-

Naraku: (throws mole person back in closet and shuts door) It's our turn to narrate!!!

Kirara: No!!! (Throws dictionary)

Naraku: XP

Kirara: TT Anyways, they were met by a new enemy!

????????: I love you, you love me!

Fluffy: It's a rainbow monkey singing the Barney theme song!!!

Inu: NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RM (rainbow monkey): give me a hug!

Fluffy: Never!

Inu: You'll have to kill us first!

Fluffy: Kill? Did someone say kill? (Draws sword) (Stares at rainbow monkey) Time to play!!!!

RM: O.O

(Kagome's mom comes into hallway to see Inuyasha and Sesshomaru wearing Kagome's school uniform while Sesshomaru is attacking giant stuffed animal) (Closes door and goes back into room)

Fluffy: (rips rainbow monkey to shreds)

RM: (tear in eye) you never gave me the rainbow monkey goodbye hug......

Fluffy: (stabs) Death...Kill... (Twitch)

RM: (dies)

Inu: Agent Kenshin, there are children here, cut back the violence!

Fluffy: (throws stuffing over head) it's snowing!!!!!!!! (Starts singing) I hope that you die this Christmas; I hope that you die this Christmas; I hope that you die this Christmas, and never see another one!!!

Inu: O.O

Fluffy: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Inu: There's the kitchen, we're almost there!

Kirara: They were so close to their destination, they could almost feel the plushy softness of victory.

Inu&Fluffy: (burst into kitchen) this is a stickup!

Kagome: You came for me inspector ignorant!

Fluffy: (runs up to poisonous bug)

Bug: No! I'll do anything! Don't kill me!

Fluffy: Give me back my father! (Stabs)

Naraku: (walks into kitchen) Mission accomplished! Wonderful job inspector ignorant!

Kagome: (runs to bathroom)

Inu: Thank you Betty.

Fluffy: (slashing dead bug) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Inu: I couldn't have done it without you, Agent Kenshin.

Fluffy: (mutters something about killing) you're welcome!

Kagome: (walks into kitchen) O.O Sesshomaru! What are you doing in my kitchen?! More importantly, with my uniform on!

Me: The effects of sugar all wore off at once! (Hehe)

Fluffy: Wha- (faces turns bright red)

Kagome: Naraku! What are you doing here?! With my prom dress on?!

Naraku: (faces turns red)

Inu: (runs to Kagome's room and changes) (comes back) I found your clothes, Naraku. Sesshomaru, you'll have to ask Kagome for yours back.

Kagome: (blushes)

-30 minutes later-

(Everyone has correct outfits on)

Kagome: Kirara, Sesshomaru, and Naraku, all of you, back to the Feudal Era! Go!

Inu: Uhhhhh........Kagome, it looks like a tornado hit you hallway. (Sees stuffing and beat up vacuum cleaner)

Kagome: I'm thirsty you want something? (Drinks two sodas)

Inu: (drinks two sodas) WEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu: Kagome..........I'm bored! Play pretend with me!!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome: YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!!!! Ilovepretendwhaddawegonnado?

Inu: I'm Tarzan! And you are my lovely wife Jane!

So, should I go off and get sugar high again and write about what happens next? Review and tell me!