Just so you know this is a very random story. I just thought of it one day. It's in Tris' point of view. Also it's after the war.
I was in my office working when Christina comes racing into my office, slams the door shut, and locks it. She closes her eyes and slides down the door.
"Hello to you to, Christina. Watcha doin' here?"
She opens her mouth to speak, when suddenly something or someone slams into the door. I hear someone pounding on the door and then I hear Tobias' voice, "Tris! If Christina is in there, don't watch what she's going to show you! Open the door!"
I glance down at Christina, "So, what do you have to show me."
She smiles and walks over to me, "I was going through old homemade videos in the storage closet, when I found this one of Tobias."
She hands the disk to me and I read what's written on it. 'Karaoke Four! Don't let Four watch!' I open my computer and pop the disk in. I yell towards the door, "I'm going to watch it, Four!"
His pounding on the door gets more frantic, "Please don't watch it! It was from a sad point in my life. I'll be your best friend!"
I roll my eyes, "I already have a best friend. And now I want to watch it even more."
Surprisingly Tobais' pounding stops, "Fine. You are a cold person. You too, Christina." I hear him walk away.
Christina's practically jumping for joy, "Watch it! Watch it!"
I shake my head, where does she get this energy. But, I press play anyways.
I see Zeke's face in the frame of the camera. "Zeke here! This video is to be used as leverage against Four! Use it wisely. To explain, we are at the 17 and up party for Dauntless. They just started karaoke, and Four had to go up! Enjoy people!"
Zeke's face moved out of the way and the camera focused on Tobias on a stage. He was wearing a black muscle shirt, and black jeans. Then the music started, and Tobias started singing.
"Yeah, yeah Ah... Girl look at that body [x3] When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok) I'm sexy and I know it [x2] Yeah Ah... Girl look at that body [x3] When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok) I'm sexy and I know it [x2] I'm sexy and I know it... Check it out [x2] Ah... Girl look at that body [x3] Yeah I'm sexy and I know it!"
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,
It's Redfoo with the big afro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service (why)
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
I work out
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah [x3]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah
Do the wiggle man
I do the wiggle man
Yeah
I'm sexy and I know it
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Christian and I were laughing our heads off by the end, because of all the crazy dance moves he was doing with it. I got up and opened the door to a glaring Tobias. That made us laugh even harder.
"It's not that funny," he said with a pouty face.
I hug him and say, "Oh but it is. And we have to share this funniness with everybody."
He groanded as Christina and I raced off to show everybody.
Tell me what you think!
-Ninjapants