Don't own, don't sue. (Neither Naruto nor Spongebob are mine)

Written by TK guys, not Matt. And I know, surprise surprise, we usually write poems along with bone eater well and enter Joseph Wheeler but I had an idea during Math today. Well, enjoy!

F.U.N shinobi style

It was a regular morning in Konohagakure (sp?) Village. Well, regular as in a furious Sakura, a calm Naruto (it's the apocalypse!), and a brooding Sasuke, all waiting for their forever-late sensei. Everything, except for sakura, was quiet. That is, until Naruto thought of a new song. He suddenly jumped up and yelled out.

"I just thought of a new song guys"

"Hn."

"Naruto you're a real idiot."

"I will make you listen!"

Then he started singing. (Tune of Spongebob's fun song)

"F is fulfilling our mission,"

"U is for you are dead!"

"N no survival rate…. on our S-class mission."

(Sasuke and sakura: "……………")

"F is frolick through dead bodies,"

"U is for you and me…killing!"

"N is for nose picking, kunai aiming, katana licking,"

"Here with shinobi's!"

"So how did you guys like my song?"

"Guys?"

"Guys?"

"Guys?"

"Hey! You guys ditched me! Your so dead!"

Suddenly Kakashi turns up.

"Did I miss something?"

"Rasengan!"

The End

I know, pointless and weird. But it was fun to write. Please review.