Yes, I'd like to write a sequel for Shane. His friend Felix feels terrible that he got him killed, so he's out for revenge.
I have asked 8 ball to set me a criteria, so here is what I have to do:
Someone loses both their arms in separate ways
One x man gets a strange disease that keeps turning themselves into strange objects
Someone gets abducted by a UFO
Someone become obsessed with fire
Someone becomes a cannibal
Disclaimer: Shane, Matthew and Felix are mine. You can use the guys, I'm not sure if you'd really want to. Of course, the X-men belong to Marvel, but almost everybody knows that anyway…
Matthew has a shot
Felix: Good help is so hard to find these days. I need someone with a bit more power.
Matthew: How about me? I'm pretty good you know…
Felix: Okay, we'll try that. You are avenging Shane, go kill the X-men…
Matthew: Who's going to work at my office?
Felix: I will…
Matthew: But then I might get fired!
Felix: What matters more, your job, or the death of the X-men?
Matthew: I dunno…
Felix: Oh god, of course the death of the X-men! They killed one of us!
Matthew: Oh yeah…
The man sets off for the X Mansion. In the X Mansion, Rogue is complaining about her hair…
Rogue: WAAAHHHH! Ah hate mah hair!
Gambit: But Gambit likes it!
Rogue: Who cares whut ya think? Ah need a hair cut!
Jubilee: No, you can't do that! Your hair's nice. Really, it is…
Jean: Yes, you can't cut off your hair.
Jean: [Scott, tell her the hideous hair looks good, or you're sleeping on the couch tonight]
Cyclops: YES! Your hair is gorgeous! It is magnificent, beautiful, simply breathtaking. It is the envy of all women!
Jean: [Hey, not so much!]
Rogue: Okay, Ah won't cut mah hair, calm down…
Cyclops: Thank you!
Wolverine: I'm glad you aren't going to cut your hair Rogue. Being hairy is cool. But something else is cooler.
Gambit: And what dat be?
Wolverine: Fire. Fire is really cool.
Jean: Fire is cool? I suppose so…
Jubilee: Uh huh, whatever you say Wolverine. But fire isn't as cool as a chainsaw…
Cyclops: What's so great about a chainsaw?
Wolverine: You can cut steaks with it?
Storm: You could cut lots of stuff, is there a point?
Jubilee: Yes, you've gotten so annoying lately Storm. You just get under my skin…
Storm: Really, I had no idea…
Jubilee: You're Miss Perfect, Miss can't do anything wrong, Miss goody-goddess!
Storm: Huh? But, I'm not perfect! I've done some terrible stuff in my life! Please, control yourself Jubilee…
Jubilee: Always telling me to control myself, I HATE that! And I HATE you! Take this!
(Jubilee saws through Storm's left arm and it lands on the floor with a thud)
Storm: Oh GODDESS! That hurt!
Rogue: Really?
Jubilee: Of course! But she deserved it!
Wolverine: No she didn't, I'm gonna take that thing off you before you hurt someone else!
(Wolverine yanks the chainsaw away from Jubilee and she starts to cry)
Jubilee: WAHHHHH! I want that chainsaw!
Jean: No way! You're dangerous with that thing, now go to your room!
(Jubilee leaves the room)
Beast: Hello, what are we doing here?
Gambit: Jubilee just cut off Stormy's arm.
Beast: Really? Fascinating…
Storm: Hello, I'm hurt here! Isn't anyone going to help me?
Rogue: Nah.
Storm: Hank, please help me in the lab.
Beast: Yes, I suppose I must, I'll try to reattach the arm, follow me.
(Beast and Storm leave the room)
Jean: I need some fresh air, the smell of blood is stinking up the room!
Rogue: Whut smell?
Jean: That repulsive, disgusting clogging smell!
Gambit: Gambit can' smell anything chere…
Jean: What's wrong with you people?
(Jean runs out of the room covering her mouth and nose)
Cyclops: Huh, what's the matter with Jean?
Gambit: Your girlfriend be highly sensitive to de smell of blood one-eye.
Rogue: Ah'm hungry!
Gambit: Okay Roguie, where you want to go?
Rogue: Let's try something new for a change!
Gambit: Okay…
Wolverine: Steak house.
Rogue: Nah, Ah don't wanna eat at a steak house.
Gambit: Where den? Gambit has no idea where you want to eat!
Rogue: Oooh, let's try that new meat house down th' road!
Gambit: Okay!
(Gambit and Rogue walk outside to see Jean sulking near some bushes)
Gambit: Huh? What be de matter wit' you?
Jean: Is that smell gone?
Rogue: How would we know? We can't smell it remember?
Jean: I'm not going in there until that disgusting smell is gone.
Gambit: Fine, we're going to dat new meat house, bye.
(Gambit and Rogue walk out of site and Jean looks up in the sky)
Jean: Huh? What's that thing in the sky?
Thing in the sky: I am not a bird. I am not a plane, and for God's sake, I'm not superman! I am a UFO. And I am going to abduct you.
Jean: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
UFO: Good, we like to hear people scream. It tells us we're doing our job right, scream some more.
Jean: No. Hurry up and abduct me!
UFO: Very well…
(Jean is sucked into a UFO and placed on a table)
Red Blob: Hello. My name is Red Blob and I am going to be the thing operating on you today. I want you to know that I am fully qualified for this operation and you have nothing to fear.
Jean: An operation?
Yellow Blob: Yes. We are going to perform a simple operation.
Jean: Why?
Red Blob: Shut up and go to sleep!
(When Jean awakes, she finds that she is still on the table)
Jean: My head hurts! What did you do?
Red Blob: Something has gone wrong. All we wanted was a sample of your DNA!
Jean: Ah, I think I should tell you that I'm a mutant.
Yellow Blob: Oh crap. Well, sorry to say this, but you are going to know change your shape every so often.
Jean: WHAT!
Red Blob: You heard it! It said that we have accidentally gone and given you a disease where you keep changing your shape. So sorry, but there's nothing we can do about it…
Yellow Blob: Bye!
(Jean finds herself on the ground and looks at a clock near the road.)
Jean: Oh dear, it's almost 9pm. Scott'll have been worried.
(Jean hears a noise and turns to see Rogue and Gambit walking up the road)
Gambit: Mon Dieu! Dat place should be shut down!
Rogue: Aw you're over reacting! So what if it was cannibal food? It was tasty!
Gambit: Chere, we just be eating people! Dat's not leagal!
Rogue: I want some more! I need more people to eat!
Gambit: Non…
Rogue: Sorry, you're th' only one around…
*FIN* *Well, for now anyway. I'll add another chapter later on*