Gundam's Meet Guineas Pigs

by Miellie-Chan

Introduction: This is my second fanfic. (first one written by me, myself and I ;-D)

So basically, tell me what I need to work on and how I can make my writting

better, Kay?! YAY.. good,... on with the fic, correct?



Warning: This Fic is written by an insane skitzo chan. (major confusing stuff..

^_^)


Fan fics are hazardous to your health (falling metal, mobil suits, insanity,

wufei,... you get the point!) and should be approached with caution.. (cuz I have

SuGaR!!!) Enjoy~


Duo: "Can we get on with it already?!"

Author: "nope, one more thing.."

Duo: ::shrugs and goes back to sleep, Hilde reattaching herself to his shoulder::




Disclaimer: I don't own this.. no money.. otherwise I'd love to buy it! hee hee ;-D

::All except author sweatdrop -_-()::

Duo: "Then I'd truly kill myself.."

Trowa: "I agree.."

Author: "gerrrrrr"::pulls out a little white stick::

"Thanks for the wand Jennie!"::turns to Trowa and Duo::

Both: "Eeep!"



An unknown sound comes from the kitchen where Sally had been quietly making

some iced tea.



"WEEEEEEEEET"

Quatre: "What the....?"

::Sally's squeal is heard from inside the kitchen::

Duo: "How'd she get in the kitchen without me knowing?!"



Heero glars at Duo and gets up to see what's the matter with Wufei behind him,

the kitchen door closes and is suddenly slamed back open as both G-boys

stumble back out of the room::



Relina: "What's wrong?!"

Hilde: "What's going on?"

Relina and Hilde rush in to Sally, squeals come from both.

Duo: "Sooo... ::looking abit amused at the sight of Heero on the floor:: what is in

there Heero?"

Heero: "some....(gasp) kind.. of....(gasp) odd looking.. ::shudders:: .. monster"

Wufei: "It had teeth and was hairy an..."

::Wufei is cut off as Sally, Relina and Hilde walk in holding 3 balls of fur::

Quatre: "Awwww!!!"

Author: "This is why it's the title of the story, these cute little ::looks at Heero::

ahem.. monsters, are called Guniea Pigs, they're somewhat intelligent, and I

couldn't find anyone to babysit them for me."

::Everyone is now staring at the author::

Heero: "You mean to say, they're YOURS!?"

Author: "Yes. The pigs, as I call them, are going to stay with us. Let's just say it's

a new mission..."



::Dorathy (dorko as my friend jennie so nicly calls her) sticks her head in the

door... "MISSION?!?"

Author: "oh no..." ::with the speed of light and a quick twich of the wand, Dorko

dissapears::


Author: As I was saying.. the mission is to keep these pigs out of trouble. Watch

out, they love to chew stuff.. and Duo, look behind you... ::giggles::



Duo: "huh" ::looks over his shoulder at a small brown guinea pig chewing on his

braid:: "KISIMA!!!!"

Wufei: "..hey that's my line.."

::giggles from all::

Author: So, do your best and Duo, one hair on that guinea pig is touched....

::motions the wand with an evil grin on face::

Duo: "What about MY hair? ::sulks::

::gives Duo a I-pity-you-but-you'll-live look::Okay, now, I'm going back to the real

world for now.. I'll be back later to check on them. Duo carefully places the

guinea pig on the floor and pats it's little head. The brown guinea gives a squeak

and runs off down the hall. It's comrades (a black and brown/white tri) echo the

squeak and run of after the first.

Hilde: "Oh Duo, look at your hair!!"

Duo: "I know! ::sobs a bit::, what am i going to do?!"

Hilde: "Let me trim it abit.." ::pulls out some small sissors::

Duo: "Gah.. woman, you touch my hair, and your dead!"

::puts sissors back in pocket::

There is a crashing sound coming from Heero's room. Heero runs down the hall

to see what it is. As he opens the slightly ajar door, he is greeted by 3 little

guineas. In unison, they give a high pitched squeak and go back to what they're

doing. All hear a yell through out the house. Hilde and the slightly upset Duo

know what had happened.. the rest get up and go to inspect heero's room.



Heero: "You little midget devils!"

Sally, Relina, Wufei, Quatre and Trowa all are bombarded with half eaten

papers, floppy disks with bite marks, a keyboard with 12 missing keys and

Heero, running around in circles after the three squealing fur balls. The little

brown one, paper labled "Top Secret" in mouth, runs between Relina's legs.

Heero had been chasing it until that point, because... well.. let's say Relina was

in the way. As Relina fell backwards, she caught hold of Sally, which had been

holding hands with Wufei. All toppled to the floor except Quatre and ... hey,

where'd trowa go?... no matter,...





Quatre: "Are you guys okay?"


::Heero was steaming and bright red::


Heero: "Those munchkins are going to PAY!"

Quatre: "No, please Heero, don't hurt them.. let me take care of them.."

::Relina, Wufei and Sally had managed to get up and were restraining Heero

from attacking the guinea pigs that were innocently nibbling Quatre's pant cuffs.

Quatre: "Aww.. hee hee"

Heero: ::sweatdrops:: okay.. but if they come in here again, we'll be having a

special reciep for dinner. Relina smirked at the idea.. or maybe she was

laughing at the pale face of the not-at-all-amused Quatre. The day wore on.. As

random things happened around the house. Yet throughout the approximate 4

hours of nothing but chaos from the guinea pigs, no one seemed to come across

Trowa. Strange... Heero had been cocking his gun every 5 minutes at Quatre

and the guinea pigs which hide behind Quatre every time Heero is in the same

room. By now, Quatre's pant cuffs are gone and he has a ragged edge to the

once nice 5-pocket kaykis. Wufei has been extremely quiet and looking quite

befuddled by all the days events. Relina and Sally (Hilde was sitting with Duo,

trying to keep him occupied..and doing a very good job.. hee hee ^_~) went into

the kitchen to fix dinner (not gp stew). As they stepped into the kitchen, they

were surprised to find dinner already made and laid out across the dining room

table. Sitting at the end was Miellie and Trowa. Sally and Relina, looking a bit

puzzled, questions why Miellie and Trowa were sitting there.

Miellie: "First off, Trowa became bored and left. I found him wandering the halls

when I came to check on the Gp's! He said they were creating chaos. evil grin

I decided everything was fine and asked if he'd help me make some dinner, to

which he agreed. That's it. After making dinner, we relaxed right here and my gp's came in to see me, I gave them a carrot and they left. Then you came in."

Relina: "Trowa, is this true?"

::nods head::

Miellie: pouts "You didn't believe me? I'm hurt!"

Relina: "Well okay.."

Relina and the silent Sally walk out of teh room to gather the rest of the gundam

piolets for dinner. Which by the way is:

~Portabello Mushrooms

~Rock Cornish Game Hen w/ Rosemary or Oregano

~Candied Yams

~Red Wine

~Mixed Veggies

~and finally.... homemade APPLE PIE!

(A/N you may like the above, you may not. But lets just say, for the sake of the

story and my belly, that the above is likable AND what we had. Thank you.)

All filed in and sat down. The three terrors tagged along, sitting under Miellie's

and Quatre's chair, munching on some lettuce, apples, carrots and celery. All

was peaceful and it was a nice relaxing evening. Yet the best is still to come.

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Okay, I'm bored, I hafta post it otherwise it will never be done. I'm sorry if this is

a "cliff hanger" but I swear I'll finish later. Okay?! Sorry it's so short. R&R!

PLEASE! tell me how you like it,... i gotta go do homework, kay? IM me, I'm

always looking for suggestions. Thank you! *~Miellie-chan~* bye ^_^