I own nothing
There once was a depressing land named Westeros where the high lords played a game of thrones. There was a Conquest many Rebellions, and a War of Five Kings. During which female dragon Jesus was gathering support in a land far away from Westeros, constantly moving farther East in her travels despite the place she wants to conquer literally having West in the name. However, none of that bullshit matters because complacency and the constant political dicking around drained the land until the only thing that was holding back an army of Ice Demons and a Zombie Horde was about fifty poorly trained and poorly equipped men who thought it was a good idea to stab their leader for getting them reinforcements.
Needless to say everyone on that screwed up planet is now dead.