AN: Okay this was an idea that I had after many of us authors on twitter were talking about writing SVM that wasn't Eric/Sookie. My plan is for this to be a fic about Amelia, with really no plot and each chapter will be her with another character from the series. I've gotten quite a few authors on board already, including upcoming one-shots from: seastarr08, mrsconstrued, Missus T, beatlechickstep, A-Redhead-Thing, Northman Maille, lubadub, LindsayK, lanilani, Apryll, EricDreamer, fanficdee. We have many characters claimed already, including: Quinn, Pam, Sookie, Bill, Sam, Alcide, Terry, Barry, Hadley, Victor, Stan, Bob and Eric. All these chapters will be posted in this story.

If anyone else has an idea to pair up Amelia with any character in the fandom, please PM me. It's for fun and to get out of the regular rhythm of Sookie/Eric. It's a challenge. I hope you enjoy. This first chapter is written by me, greenlemons.

WARNING THIS FIC WILL BE M for obvious reasons. Enjoy!

Never Judge a Lady by her Lover

Chapter 1: Jason

Amelia was very good at being silent each morning. She always woke up much earlier than Sookie, bright eyed and bushy-tailed while she prepped the coffee for her grumpy roommate. Bob the cat circled her feet, as routine, hoping for food. She wondered if she'd ever be able to change him back, but found herself, selfishly, wanting him to stay this way. What? He was a really good cat.

She flipped through the latest Cosmo while waiting for the coffee when there was a short rap on the kitchen door. She looked over her shoulder and saw Sookie's brother, Jason peeking in. He smiled, nodding and opened the door without being invited.

"Hiya Amelia, Sookie up?" He had a big goofy grin on his face as he pulled up his pants slightly.

"No, she's still sleeping. Coffee should be ready." She went back to her magazine as Jason went and poured himself a cup.

"Mmm, good cup. How long do you think before she wakes up?" he kept talking and Amelia was getting irritated. She liked this alone time in the morning and here was Jason, wanting to chat. He sat across from her at the table.

"She likes to sleep. She was with Eric last night, so..." She raised her eyebrows at him and Jason blushed, looking away. Amelia knew of Jason's reputation and was amused at seeing him react that way. She went to the coffee pot and poured herself a cup. "How's Crystal doing Jason?"

Jason shrugged slightly, his hands pushed between his knees. He was dressed for work, ready to go right after he talked with Sookie for whatever reason. "You know, same old, same old."

"Right," she said slowly. She remembered the unconventional, trashy wedding. When Amelia got married, she planned on having a big, flashy one in New Orleans. She got excited just thinking about all the preparation she'd get to do – she loved that stuff.

Her dreamy smile faded when she looked down and saw Jason staring at her bare legs. What a pervert, she thought. "Do you need something Jason?" Amelia asked. She couldn't help but be flattered, she did have fantastic legs. She glanced down at them herself and admired.

"Just wanted to talk to Sookie," he shook his head and found her eyes.

Amelia couldn't lie. She'd thought about having sex with Jason before. Bob jumped on top of the table right behind Jason. She was still pissed that she found his litter of kittens last week. She snorted. What an asshole of a pussy. She put the coffee mug to her side, and pushed herself up so she was sitting on the counter. Jason watched her, his brows furrowing. She spread her legs slightly and her shorts rode up.

She thought it would take a bit more of a hint, but Jason seemed to be reading her mind. He stood up and pulled off his red t-shirt for work and she saw his muscled chest. She always thought he had great arms, but Jesus, this man. He made his way between her legs and cupped her face. Her lips upturned and he couldn't seem to help himself from kissing her.

It was a very hot day.

His skin was already moist, the morning heat affecting his temperature before nine. He smelled good. Amelia knew he took a shower this morning – water lily scented soap. She wound her hands through his dirty blond hair and opened her mouth, seeking his tongue. His lips against hers were burning and she knew right away that he could entice a woman just with his mouth – he was a damn good kisser.

His hands travelled from Amelia's face, sweaty palms, down her sides and pulling at the bottom of her tank. She lifted her arms and they broke the kiss so he could pull it off. She hadn't worn a bra. Amelia grinned, feeling as if she knew she'd be getting some when she woke up. Jason looked just as pleased. He cupped her breasts and then followed with his lips. She arched her back scooting closer to his torso, her hands running down his spine, feeling his muscles. He was so well built. She had the thought that he had muscles she didn't even know existed. His tongue swirled around her nipple while his other hand kneaded her right breast. He pulled it between his teeth and she gasped, bucking into him. He made a noise of anticipation as she brought her hands to the front of his pants and began to unbuckle his belt. Jason returned to her lips and they kissed while she got it undone and felt for his erection. He moved closer and they found themselves dry humping, desperate and too horny to finish with the rest of their clothes. Jason moved her leg to the side and they both fumbled with her shorts slipping them off and kicking them away.

Amelia giggled and Jason gave her a silly smile. He was so cute. She touched his face before sucking on his tongue. Jason groaned before breaking the kiss and dragging his tongue down her chin and across her jaw. She wondered what he was doing before he brought it down her neck. She angled it so he could have better access, but he continued downward, sliding it over her collarbone and the valley between her breasts before stopping off and swirling it around her erect nipples. She groaned at the wet, hot feel, pushing her chest closer to his face. He went down and stuck his tongue into her belly button, causing her to laugh and jump. Jason gripped her waist tightly, holding her still, while she tensed with anticipation, going lower, lower, lower – she jerked when his tongue met her sensitive clit. She scooted closer to his face and he knelt down.

His fingers, gripping her flesh her to keep her still, felt so good, and she found herself hoping for bruises as a memory. She grabbed his hair, pulling him closer, his tongue slowly sliding between her folds, his fingers parting her lower lips. She moaned out loud before remembering Sookie was still sleeping. She bit her tongue and urged him closer.

"Oh, fuck," she groaned. This man had a skilled tongue. She shivered as he sucked her sensitive flesh between his lips and teeth, pulling. She wanted to cry out so bad, and could only satisfy her intense need to call out her pleasure, with small grunts and moans. Her heel dug into his shoulder, pushing at it, the more intense her bliss reached. Jason made a noise, sucking hard and she came, bucking into his face. He stayed down for a moment with calming licks before standing up for a kiss.

She wrapped her arms around his neck and her legs locked behind his back pulling closer. He lifted her, his length hard at her bottom. He moved her onto the kitchen table, her head on the magazine she had just been flipping through. Bob jumped to the ground, hissing and circling. Jason glanced at the cat, looking a bit alarmed before Amelia yanked him back on top, he groaned and she pushed herself against his dick. He grunted, putting an arm behind her back and pushing her bottom up. She reached forward and grabbed his length and positioned it at her entrance. Jason's eyes rolled back just as he pushed in. They both cried out before remembering they were supposed to be quiet.

He pulled out and Amelia reached, impatient and tugged his dick. His euphoria was evident in his panting, before pushing back inside. She threw her head back and soon the two of them where meeting each thrust, their speed increasing. The table creaked underneath them and Amelia leaned on her hands the magazine falling to the floor. "Harder," she begged. Holding onto his neck, he pushed his head into her chest, biting her breast as she moaned wantonly, their inhibitions abandoned as they relished in the deep thrusts. Jason made a guttural noise and she felt him pulse inside her. Her release was so close now and she pushed into his pelvis harder the two of them lost in passion.

Finally, her orgasm hit her at a dizzying weight. She screamed kicking out her leg, a chair falling over and Jason's coffee mug smashing to the floor. Jason groaned loud as he pushed into her one last time and exploded.

They didn't have time to catch their breaths as they heard Sookie shout out, "What's going on? Amelia?" Jason pulled up his pants and buckled up quickly. Amelia laughed as she found her shirt and shorts shoving them onto her body. Jason jumped around the broken ceramic and Amelia went to her knees to start cleaning. Jason straightened the chair just as Sookie walked in rubbing her eyes confused. "What happened?" she yawned.

"Morning, Sookie," Jason grinned, rubbing the back of his head.

"Where's your shirt?" Sookie frowned. Amelia lifted it from the ground waving it in the air, as she bent over the mess.

"Got coffee on it," she grinned at her roommate. Jason nodded snatching it from her hand.

"Yep. I got another one in the car," he smiled sheepishly.

"Okay," Sookie said slowly. She walked over to the coffee pot like a zombie and poured herself a cup. "What's up Jason?"

"Oh, nothing," he said quickly. "I'll come by later. Maybe you can make me lunch?" he gave his sister a hopeful look.

"Fine, go. You'll be late for work."

Jason jumped like a child. "Great, thanks. See you, Sook. Amelia!" He rushed out of the kitchen and Amelia threw the broken glass into the trash.

"Your brother has a lot of energy in the morning," Amelia said, shaking her head.

Sookie snorted. "Yeah, just like you."

Amelia watched her roommate take her coffee out onto the front porch to sit out there and drink in peace. She straightened the kitchen up before jumping in the shower, with a huge smile on her face.