Going Through The Roster
By Stazz
Disclaimer: I do not own WWE, Buffy The Vampire Slayer or any copyrighted/trademarked property/material of either license.
(To the tune of "Going Through the Motions" from the Buffy episode "Once More, With Feeling")
(Imagine Brock Beating the crap out of someone in the ring as he sings)
Every single night, the same arrangement, I go out and win the match,
Still every time I feel, the strangest strangement,
Is this really real? There must be some catch…nah.
I've been winning shows with real hard blows, so everybody knows,
That I've been going through the roster, F-5s on the ramp,
Using that move I soon became the- CHAAAAAAAAAMP!
Heyman makes the save, whenever I fight yas, I plant yer ass in the ring,
Some guys are real brave, Hogan'll bite ya, but it doesn't mean a thing,
With the Pain I bring, When I'm wrestling,
I do really swell, I give them Hell, Everyone can tell,
That I'm just going through the roster, I'll never be stopped,
Not even by a stupid West-Coast POOOOOOOP! (Pronounce as POP not POOP)
Will my streak go on forever? Will I let my hair grow? –NEVER!
Will my link to Gold be Severed? I'm just gonna be…
Going through the roster, the Run will stay alive,
Soon you all will see, that no one can beat me, whenever I use…
F-FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!