Heero and the Orange Juice Man
Part 1
Day 1 of Heero's Insanity: You'd never think Heero would act like that.........
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. Yes, thats right. I do not own Gundam Wing. So don't sue me! Just thought I'd get that cleared up
warning: Um...For those of you who like Heero, he is um...a little...um...not himself in this fic. I like Heero too, its just that...well....He's nutso in this fic. Please don't yell at me tho. Cuz I have nothing against him. I just thought I would have fun with him!
It was a beautiful fall day in October. The 5 gundam pilots were outside, playing football. Well, Duo was trying to teach them how to play. I wouldn't say he was very successful, considering, no one really knew what they were doing. Anywho, Duo had the ball and was gonna throw it to Heero. Heero wasn't looking. He was staring at a cloud, which he thought looked like an elephant. (you see, Heero hasn't been him self lately. He kinda had too much caffeine a while back. It effected him...alot) Duo threw the ball, watched it fly through the air, then BAM!, land on Heero's head. Heero fell to the ground and just laid there with a little smile on his face as little Wing Zeroes danced around his head.
"Uh........Heero....you okay man?" Duo asked as he leaned over him. Heero just kept smiling. The other pilots gathered around Heero. "Is he gonna be okay?" Trowa asked. Heero slowly sat up. He was still smiling. He glanced at the others, a look of insanity in his eyes. Suddenly he got up and started running around in circles.
"I'm a little duck! QUACK QUACK QUACK!" He shouted as he ran around in around.
"Uh oh...." Duo looked at the others. "I think the bump on the head did some damage"
"What are we gonna do?" Quatre asked. They all sat and thought.
"I think we should just wait and see if he goes back to normal" Wufei said. "And if he doesn't, then we'll have to send him to Jamestown(town in North Dakota that has an insane asylum in it). The others nodded in agreement. Quatre and Duo took hold of Heero and dragged him back into the house, while he was still quacking.
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When they were back in the house, Heero had stopped quacking. Now he was singing I'm a little tea cup. Quatre and Duo led Heero into the livingroom. They sat him down on the couch and slowly backed away from him, just in case he suddenly jumped up or something. Heero had stopped singing and was quiet. He just looked back and forth, from Quatre to Duo, then from Duo to Quatre, with his little smile still on his face. Quatre and Duo were getting nervous. Heero just sat there and looked at them. He wasn't saying anything. Still smiling. It was like this for about 10 minutes. Then, Heero jumped up suddenly and yelled, "BUBBLES!!" He pulled out a bottle of bubble solution from no where (spandex space!) and began to blow bubbles.
"Pretty, pretty bubbles" He said as he popped a couple. "Buh-bye pretty, pretty bubbles." He contuined with this for about a half an hour, blowing bubbles, then popping them. The others had left the living room, leaving Heero with his pretty bubbles. Heero got quiet again after half and hour of popping bubbles. He sat back down on the couch and just stared into to space. Trowa walked in to check on Heero. Heero looked at Trowa as he entered the room and stared at him. He stared at him for 5 minutes. Then he suddenly jumped up.
"I am Sailor Moon, and in the name of the moon, I shall punish you!" He got into one of Sailor Moon's poses. "I fight for love, I fight for justice" He said. "Back away you evil person you, or I shall have to punish you in the name of the moon!" Trowa backed away slowly and became very scared. He thought he'd never see the day when Heero Yuy thought he was Sailor Moon (neither did anyone else until I came along :D........) Heero pulled out a little moon wand from no where (Spandex space!!) and began to twirl it around in his hands
"Moon.....Rainbow....Heart....Ache!" He shouted as he landed in the ending pose of that attack (can you just imagine that? thats really funny!) Trowa just stared at him.
"Heero, I think we should get you some help." He said as he back away towards the door. Heero smiled evilly and lunged toward him.
"I do not need help! For I am Sailor Moon! Fighter for Love and Justice!"
Trowa screamed and zoomed out the door. Heero stared after him. "I have defeated the evil person!! I am triumphant! Sailor Moon has saved the day once again! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Heero did a little happy dance around the room. "I won, I won, da da da da da, I won!" He skipped and hopped around the room. Then he stopped and sat back down on the couch again. He became quiet and stared into space again. The 4 other pilots sneaked into the living room to see if he was still Sailor Moon, but he just sitting and staring. He looked at the others as they walked in and stared at them.
"Is he gonna spaz again?" Duo asked.
"I hope not. He really freaked me out when he was Sailor Moon." Trowa said. Heero stared at the other pilots for 5 minutes, then jumped up, walked over to Wufei, grabbed each of his cheeks, and said "Well, aren't you the cutest little thing you little wubby wubby." He tweeked his cheeks. Wufei pulled Heero's hands of his face and backed away.
"Don't touch me!" He said. Heero walked up to him again.
"Ah, is Wubby Wubby in a bad mood?" He asked as he patted Wufei in the head. "I think someone needs to take a nap." Heero dragged Wufei over to the couch and laid him down. "Now its time for beddy bye! Close your eyes and go to sleep." Heero pulled a blanket over Wufei's Head.
"But I don't want to take a nap now. Yuy! Snap out of it." Wufei shouted as he pulled the blanket off his head.
"Does Wubby Wubby need a lullaby sung to him?" Heero looked at Wufei and began to sing. "Rock-a-bye Baby, in the tree top. When the wind blows, the cradle will rock." Heero sang the rest of the song and looked at Wufei to see if he really was asleep, and suprisingly, he was! Yes, Heero had sung Wufei to sleep. Now Wufei was snoring softly. "Wubby Wubby go nighty night!" Heero said happily. He sat down on a chair and was quiet again. It was about 8:30 p.m. and Heero was awfully tired so he fell asleep.
"Lets put him in his room now." Duo whispered. Duo, Quatre, and Trowa carried Heero up to his room and plopped him on his bed. They all sighed with relief. "Thank God he is asleep," Trowa said. "He was getting mighty scary."
"Maybe we should take him to Jamestown now," Quatre suggested.
"No, we should wait another day. Maybe he will be back to his normal self in the morning" Trowa said.
"Hopefully...." Duo whispered. They all went to their rooms and went to sleep. They left Wufei where he was, since he looked so comfortable.
Part 1
Day 1 of Heero's Insanity: You'd never think Heero would act like that.........
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. Yes, thats right. I do not own Gundam Wing. So don't sue me! Just thought I'd get that cleared up
warning: Um...For those of you who like Heero, he is um...a little...um...not himself in this fic. I like Heero too, its just that...well....He's nutso in this fic. Please don't yell at me tho. Cuz I have nothing against him. I just thought I would have fun with him!
It was a beautiful fall day in October. The 5 gundam pilots were outside, playing football. Well, Duo was trying to teach them how to play. I wouldn't say he was very successful, considering, no one really knew what they were doing. Anywho, Duo had the ball and was gonna throw it to Heero. Heero wasn't looking. He was staring at a cloud, which he thought looked like an elephant. (you see, Heero hasn't been him self lately. He kinda had too much caffeine a while back. It effected him...alot) Duo threw the ball, watched it fly through the air, then BAM!, land on Heero's head. Heero fell to the ground and just laid there with a little smile on his face as little Wing Zeroes danced around his head.
"Uh........Heero....you okay man?" Duo asked as he leaned over him. Heero just kept smiling. The other pilots gathered around Heero. "Is he gonna be okay?" Trowa asked. Heero slowly sat up. He was still smiling. He glanced at the others, a look of insanity in his eyes. Suddenly he got up and started running around in circles.
"I'm a little duck! QUACK QUACK QUACK!" He shouted as he ran around in around.
"Uh oh...." Duo looked at the others. "I think the bump on the head did some damage"
"What are we gonna do?" Quatre asked. They all sat and thought.
"I think we should just wait and see if he goes back to normal" Wufei said. "And if he doesn't, then we'll have to send him to Jamestown(town in North Dakota that has an insane asylum in it). The others nodded in agreement. Quatre and Duo took hold of Heero and dragged him back into the house, while he was still quacking.
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When they were back in the house, Heero had stopped quacking. Now he was singing I'm a little tea cup. Quatre and Duo led Heero into the livingroom. They sat him down on the couch and slowly backed away from him, just in case he suddenly jumped up or something. Heero had stopped singing and was quiet. He just looked back and forth, from Quatre to Duo, then from Duo to Quatre, with his little smile still on his face. Quatre and Duo were getting nervous. Heero just sat there and looked at them. He wasn't saying anything. Still smiling. It was like this for about 10 minutes. Then, Heero jumped up suddenly and yelled, "BUBBLES!!" He pulled out a bottle of bubble solution from no where (spandex space!) and began to blow bubbles.
"Pretty, pretty bubbles" He said as he popped a couple. "Buh-bye pretty, pretty bubbles." He contuined with this for about a half an hour, blowing bubbles, then popping them. The others had left the living room, leaving Heero with his pretty bubbles. Heero got quiet again after half and hour of popping bubbles. He sat back down on the couch and just stared into to space. Trowa walked in to check on Heero. Heero looked at Trowa as he entered the room and stared at him. He stared at him for 5 minutes. Then he suddenly jumped up.
"I am Sailor Moon, and in the name of the moon, I shall punish you!" He got into one of Sailor Moon's poses. "I fight for love, I fight for justice" He said. "Back away you evil person you, or I shall have to punish you in the name of the moon!" Trowa backed away slowly and became very scared. He thought he'd never see the day when Heero Yuy thought he was Sailor Moon (neither did anyone else until I came along :D........) Heero pulled out a little moon wand from no where (Spandex space!!) and began to twirl it around in his hands
"Moon.....Rainbow....Heart....Ache!" He shouted as he landed in the ending pose of that attack (can you just imagine that? thats really funny!) Trowa just stared at him.
"Heero, I think we should get you some help." He said as he back away towards the door. Heero smiled evilly and lunged toward him.
"I do not need help! For I am Sailor Moon! Fighter for Love and Justice!"
Trowa screamed and zoomed out the door. Heero stared after him. "I have defeated the evil person!! I am triumphant! Sailor Moon has saved the day once again! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Heero did a little happy dance around the room. "I won, I won, da da da da da, I won!" He skipped and hopped around the room. Then he stopped and sat back down on the couch again. He became quiet and stared into space again. The 4 other pilots sneaked into the living room to see if he was still Sailor Moon, but he just sitting and staring. He looked at the others as they walked in and stared at them.
"Is he gonna spaz again?" Duo asked.
"I hope not. He really freaked me out when he was Sailor Moon." Trowa said. Heero stared at the other pilots for 5 minutes, then jumped up, walked over to Wufei, grabbed each of his cheeks, and said "Well, aren't you the cutest little thing you little wubby wubby." He tweeked his cheeks. Wufei pulled Heero's hands of his face and backed away.
"Don't touch me!" He said. Heero walked up to him again.
"Ah, is Wubby Wubby in a bad mood?" He asked as he patted Wufei in the head. "I think someone needs to take a nap." Heero dragged Wufei over to the couch and laid him down. "Now its time for beddy bye! Close your eyes and go to sleep." Heero pulled a blanket over Wufei's Head.
"But I don't want to take a nap now. Yuy! Snap out of it." Wufei shouted as he pulled the blanket off his head.
"Does Wubby Wubby need a lullaby sung to him?" Heero looked at Wufei and began to sing. "Rock-a-bye Baby, in the tree top. When the wind blows, the cradle will rock." Heero sang the rest of the song and looked at Wufei to see if he really was asleep, and suprisingly, he was! Yes, Heero had sung Wufei to sleep. Now Wufei was snoring softly. "Wubby Wubby go nighty night!" Heero said happily. He sat down on a chair and was quiet again. It was about 8:30 p.m. and Heero was awfully tired so he fell asleep.
"Lets put him in his room now." Duo whispered. Duo, Quatre, and Trowa carried Heero up to his room and plopped him on his bed. They all sighed with relief. "Thank God he is asleep," Trowa said. "He was getting mighty scary."
"Maybe we should take him to Jamestown now," Quatre suggested.
"No, we should wait another day. Maybe he will be back to his normal self in the morning" Trowa said.
"Hopefully...." Duo whispered. They all went to their rooms and went to sleep. They left Wufei where he was, since he looked so comfortable.