This is another one I wrote for a kink-meme, here at the Multifandom Anon Drabble Meme publiced by Sira at LJ.
The kink on this one was "Expand your vocabulary."
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"Vooooi! Boss!
Why the fuck did you call for me?! I was in the middle of fucking
training!" Squalo shouted as he threw open the door to Xanxus's
private chambers in the Varia's castle
"Shut up, trash." A
book met Squalo's face. "Read."
"Huh?" Squalo frowned.
"I ain't no fuckin' book-reader of yours!" He looked down on
the book. "And I ain't gonna read the fuckin' dictionary!"
"If
I tell you to read it, then you're gonna read it." Xanxus sneered
angrily.
"…" Squalo glared at Xanxus and opened it. Sighing,
he asked "From what page…?"
"Just read it from the first
one at A." Xanxus said, turning his gaze away from the
shark.
Squalo muttered something incomprehensible, the only words
that Xanxus heard being 'fuck' and 'fuckin' and some other
swearwords, then the white-haired man started to read, sounding very
bored as he did.
After have reading out loud for a while, he
stopped.
"What now, trash?" Xanxus muttered.
"Uh…
Well…How the fuck's this pronounced?" Squalo mumbled, handing
Xanxus the book. "That one…"
"Aesthetic, trash."
"…What
does it mean…?"
Xanxus glanced at Squalo. Was he serious.
"Aesthetics or esthetics is commonly known as the study of sensory
or sensori-emotional values, sometimes called judgments of sentiment
and taste. More broadly, scholars in the field define aesthetics as
"critical reflection on art, culture and nature."
Aesthetics is a subdiscipline of axiology, a branch of philosophy,
and is closely associated with the philosophy of art. Aesthetics
studies new ways of seeing and of perceiving the world." He
recited, a bored expression on his face.
"What?" Squalo
blinked in confusion.
"You really are an idiot." Xanxus stood
up and grabbed Squalo by the wrist. "I'll show you my opinion,
then."
"What do you-?!" Squalo suddenly found himself laying
on Xanxus' bed, looking up at his boss in surprise. "What are…
you…"
Squalo had not expected it, the kiss, that is. And when
he realised just what Xanxus just had done, he was already
completeley undressed.
"Boss, what do you think you're fuckin'
doing!?"
"Shut up, don't you ruin a thing by babbling,
Squalo."
"What the hell was it that you wanted to show
me?" Squalo looked up at Xanxus afterwards. "Not that I complain,
but…"
"That trash can be beautiful too." Xanxus
replied.
Squalo stared at Xanxus, mouth wide agape.
"Wha-wha-you-"
"That's why you need to add more words to
your vocabulary, Squalo. You only know how to swear." Xanxus
grinned at Squalo.
"Vooooi! Don't fuckin' kidding me!"
Squalo shouted, angrily tapping his fingers on the book. "You're
so fuckin' annoying!"
Xanxus smirked and closed his eyes, as
he sat down in the chair. "Was that the best retort you can come up
with, trash?"
Squalo grimaced and continued
reading.
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Y'know... I just love writing Squalo. I mean, he swears a lot, and I do too, but ain't really allowed to do so becouse of dad (who says he's never sworn even once in his whole life, but has sworn once over the cat.) Anyways, writing Squalo gives me an opportunity to swear as much as I want, and he can't say anything about it, since he don't read what I write, and he don't know english.