I don't own Harry Potter, and I hope you enjoy the story. I had the idea and found it to be funny, so I did what anybody would of done.
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I don't know what they expected me to do. They said I had to kill him, but never told me how. They said it was my duty and I owed it to the world to save them, but they refused to train me. Really, what did they expect? For the knowledge of how to kill a dark wizard to just pop into my head?
I was sixteen, why did I owe a world that wouldn't stand up for itself? Why was it my duty, because adults didn't want to handle it? I admit I was angry when I stood before Tom Riddle, but I didn't do what anyone expected. Instead of using my wand I pulled my gun and literally blew him away.
All it took was a single muggle bullet and the darkest wizard of all time was dead. I hadn't even pulled my wand. It was very amusing that Voldy should die by a muggle's weapon when he calls muggle's inferior beings.
"Harry, did you just shoot him?" Hermione asked me as she giggled, also seeing the irony in it.
"Yes I did, I just ended a war all on my lonesome because the man can't stop speaking his propaganda. Honestly he just wouldn't shut up so I shot him; he was giving me a headache." I said with a shrug as Hermione fell down laughing.
"You shot him because he was giving you a headache?" She asked breathlessly as I nodded and shrugged as if shooting someone happened all the time.
"Harry you are the oddest wizard I know." Hermione said still giggling every once in a while as we left the stunned battle field.
"It isn't my fault the man was annoying, honestly, he stands there talking about how I am going to die because he's so great and that I will bow down to him, and blah blah blah. You would think he would have just gotten it over with, but no. He wants to hear himself speak." I said annoyed.
"But a gun, Harry?" Hermione asked falling into a fit of laughter again. "Where on earth did you get it?"
"Mr. Weasley found it last week. I asked if I could borrow it and I would explain what it was later," I said sheepishly. "I had it on me so I used it, a practical demonstration if you will." I said waving my hand around as Severus Snape came up to me, took the gun away and handed it to Hermione.
"See that Arthur gets that miss. Granger, I do believe that Mr. Potter needs a reward for getting rid of the Dark Lord." He said silkily as I fingered the submissive band on my ring finger and waved good by to my best friend who began to giggle as I followed my husband and dominant to our rooms.
All was well with the world, and I couldn't be happier.
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Sorry I had to make a couple of changes, butDon't forget to review!!!!