Ranger24: Here's a song for all of those making star wars parodies it's a comedy song but its very good. This preformed by me and my ocs Rolo'mono and Seamus. With Rolo'mono… well you'll see.
Rolo'mono: I hate this out fit.
Ranger24: Shut it.
Yoda.
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The music starts with Ranger walking in a swamp.
Ranger: I meet him in a swamp down by dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda. S-O-D-A Soda.
Ranger walks over to Rolo'mono whos dressed like Yoda.
Ranger: I saw the little wretch sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda." Y-O-D-A Yoda. Yo-yo-yo-Yoda.
The two of them go walking around the swamp.
Ranger: I'm laughing around but I ain't ever seen a guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green. Oh my Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! And I'm not dumb but I can't understand how he can lift me up just by a raising his hand. Oh my Yoda. Yo-yo-yo-Yoda. Yo-yo-yo-Yoda!
Scene switches to Ranger in some snow covered hell hole. Standing in front of him is Ansem doing Obi-wan Kenobi.
Ranger: Well I left home just a week before! And I've never ever been a Jedi before! But Obi-wan he set me straight of course he said "go to Yoda and he'll show you the force!" Well I'm not the kind that would argue would argue with Ben. So it looks I'm going to start all over again with my Yoda!
We see Ranger and Rolo'mono training in the ways of the jedi.
Ranger: Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda!
Finally we see Ranger using the force to send a stick flying into a tree.
Ranger: Well I used the force! I lived in a box!
Ranger then uses the force the lift some rocks in the air.
Ranger: I lifted some rocks.
Then we see Ranger standing on his head.
Ranger: And I stood on my head. But I'll won't forget what Yoda said.
We see Rolo'mono talking to Ranger.
Ranger: He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side and if you start to go a stray let the force be your guide." Oh my Yoda. Yo-yo-yo-Yoda.
We see Ranger facing down Seamus who's painted himself black.
Ranger: "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed but remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed." Oh my Yoda. Yo-yo-yo-Yoda.
We see Ranger getting an X-wing ready to fly.
Ranger: Well I heard my friends really got in a mess! So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess. But I know that I'll be coming back someday! I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey.
We see a very old Ranger and even older Rolo'mono making star wars episode 12 "Chewbacca has cancer."
Ranger: The long term contract I have a signed says I'll be making these movies till the end of time oh with my Yoda. Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yo-yo-yo-Yoda! Yoda!
End song.
Ranger24: Please anyone who was insulted by the song please don't kill me it's a joke but it's a funny and catchy song. I've got it stuck in my head.