Edgeworths' Childhood days by Smigmee Smimbles
Pls review it.
Capcom characterz belong 2 Capcom, innit.
The rain was lashing hard against the big window as Von Karma were explaining some shit about being a prosecutor and eating a packet of Wine Gumz. Little Miles (who was like 10 or something) was propah bored by his deranged ramblings, so he went outside and kicked around a football, like what other boys do. Cmon, what kinda kid wears a motherfuckin' bowtie and them long socks like what a girl wears? I'm surprised Larry Butz didn't blat him for being a little ponce—he looked like a right council-estate benefit scrounger. But then, all anime boys look like puffs, so who really gives 10 shakes of a shitty stick?
Anyways, Manfred noticed he were gone, so he stuck his greying head out of the window and nicely asked him to come back. Well no, he moreso said this:
" MILES!! Get back in here, you bed-wetting, CD-I playing bogtrotter!!"
Miles responded by sticking his two fingers up at him and mouthing 'Wank-Stain' at him. Manfred got all menopausal and had a hot flush which made him very angry, so he threw a portable telly at Miles's head and it smashed and Miles cried.
" UWAAAAAAARGH KYAAAAAAH!! WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT DID YOU DO THAT FOR, YOU TIT-SPONGING DOUBLE VIRGIN?!"
" Urh Fuck off Miles, I aint a virgin cos I spoinked my wife a few years ago and she had Franziska and then she went away and married my old neighbour. Anyway, u r still a grotty bogtrotter and I could never love you like I love anyone else. Get it? You have no family. Your only mates is that spazzy little Phoenix Wright and that Dole-scrounging Larry Butz. And you have bad constipation."
" Only cos you feed me on a diet consisting of only bricks!"
" You ungrateful shit—I slave 17 hours a day cooking them bricks for your fat gob!"
" Bollocks you microwave them!"
" I'll microwave your bollocks in a minute, lad—now get your DELICIOUS young butt back in here!"
But Miles was missing—where had he gone? No wait, it's okay, he was just getting his ball back from the neighbours garden. But…(little bit of fuckin suspense here) It was the neighbour that Manfreds' DELICIOUS wife ran off with!
" Helena…is that..you? I'd recognise that sweet bum anywhere cos I love bums cos I are a dutty pervert"
There was a long pause, as everyone gasped (not cos Manfred admitted he was a perv, cos everyone knows that and they tell their kids not to go into his house or accept sweets from him cos his sweets are well shit. He buys wine Gumz then eats em, and then offers little kiddies things like Werther's Originals.). Anyway everyone were gasping and that, as the woman spoke.
" I'm not Helena. I'm Bubby Dibbs, world class tranny and prossie."
"Shit tits. We could've had a good story there, but now we have to rely on the 'Edgeworth got molested' plotline."
" Eek!"
Part 2 coming soon, maybe, I dunno, I might have better thingz 2 do.