Remus and Sirius
"Great,"
"What?"
"Tonks is here"
"Why is that bad?"
"She's stalking me."
"Really? Did it ever occur to you that she's in the Order and so are you?"
"I'm not stupid, Padfoot."
"True, but use your brain and figure this out. I mean, how hard is it to make small talk?"
"Harder than you might think."
"Really?"
"Oh yes. She's Tonks, after all."
"Is that not apparent by the color of her hair?"
"Padfoot, come on! Sympathize!"
"Oh, I feel SOOO bad for you, Moony."
"Wait, scratch that, I forgot you CAN'T sympathize, being Padfoot, after all."
"Where's Prongs?"
"Somewhere with Lily."
"Figures. She's strange, that one."
"True. Not as strange as Tonks, though. THAT'S a strange girl, if I ever heard of one."
"Remus, don't be so hard on the girl!"
"I'm not. I'm just stating the facts!"
"You have a twisted sense of fact…"
"Your one to talk…."