Avalon: Hello all, welcome to my next humor fic! The attack of Pied-
Zilla!!!! Whahahaha
Piedmon: COOL!!! Finally one about me!
Avalon: Actually it's about all of us, but you get to stomp around on buildings and stuff.
Piedmon: Good, I like stomping on buildings! Can I have horns too?
Avalon: Um ok….
Piedmon: And I want to breath fire, and blow things up!
Avalon:….
Piedmon: And I want a tail too…and maybe some wings…
Avalon: Fine fine, is that all?
Piedmon: No…one more thing (drops anvil on Myotismons head…)
Myotismon: Ahhhh! What the…(Falls on the floor in pain
Avalon: Piedmon!!! You'll have plenty of time, to hurt Myotismon in the fic.
Piedmon: Wait…I just have to do one more thing….(Snaps his fingers and Myotismon is hit by a cow with a rocket strapped to its back.
Avalon:………I think you have too much time on your hands….are you done now?
Piedmon: Ok I'm done…lets start the fic!
Avalon: Ok, let the fic begin!
It was a dark and stormy night in the human world (I know its corny ^_^) Myotismon was sitting in his hideout rubbing his very bruised head. "Stupid Piedmon…" He thought. "He's always dropping anvils on me, or putting garlic in my blood….or dieing all my black clothes pink….or stealing my lipstick."
"GATOMON, WIZARDMON!!!!" He boomed. The little white cat was making out with Wizardmon in the closet at the time. The both ran in trying to act like nothing had happened however; the large purple kiss marks covered Wizardmon from head to toe. Myotismon looked at them for a moment the mutter..
"Ok so Gatomon stole my lipstick….but I bet Piedmon was involved some how…stupid clowns and cats…even the cows are against me….and don't even get me started on the bunnies! Evil fluffy bunnies, there responsible for all the bad things in the world, they trick you into thinking the cute and cuddly then... WAMM!!! They rip of you arm! I bet its Piedmon's fault bunnies exist…wait no! Piedmon IS a bunny!!!! Yes it all makes sense now….Piedmon and his bunny kind have come to our plant from there home world of Zalnlynodiofji.... A plant filled with bunnies that dress like clowns, so you'll never suspect…" Gatomon and Wizardmon just stood there for a moment while Myotismon talked to himself. Finally she interrupted him.
"Yes Piedmon is the Queen bunny….he's going to create an army of evil clown bunnies…its all an elaborate plot to stile my lipstick!!!!!" He shouted, jumping up. "WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!! DIE CLOWN BUNNIES!!!!
"Ah Myotismon???" she said. He snapped to attention. "I'm sure that conversation is very interesting, but was there a reason you called us?
"Huh?" he said remembering they were there. "Oh ya, now why did I call you…" He asked.
"Um I don't know…how are we suppose to know how your twisted mind works…" Wizardmon said.
"WELL YOU SHOULD!" Myotismon yelled. "I'm too important to keep track of my own thoughts.
"You forgot admit it…" Gatomon said.
"NEVER!!!!" He shouted. "But however I now have a new reason to summon you. Wizardmon I have a deadly mission for you…" He said sounding serious. "I need you to go to Piedmon's hide out and find out what he's plotting…"
"What makes you think he's plotting anything?" Wizardmon asked. Myotismon just looked at him thoughtfully.
"Oh he's plotting something alright, I just know it! You have to find out what it is, before its too late, and we're all imprisoned by his army of clowny bunnies!!!" Gatomon just looked at him, she knew one day he'd lose it but, she never thought it would be so soon.
"Um shouldn't we be worrying about the digidestined?" She asked.
"No, its too late for them, the bunnies have already gotten to them…" He said. Gatomon just sweat dropped.
"Wizardmon, go find out all you can…." Myotismon said trying to sound dramatic as he got up to walk away.
"What about me?" Gatomon asked.
"Oh I have a much easier mission for you, giving me a sponge bath….good luck Wizardmon, you probably won't survive this deadly mission …" Gatomon just shivered.
"I think I'm the who won't survive…" Gatomon said in disgust.
"C'mon along Gatomon, and don't forget, I need you to scrub every ware!" Myotismon said as he disappeared into the bathroom.
Wizardmon was in a bad mood as he left the hideout. "Stupid Myotismon…." He though. "I liked it when that Jenny girl was here, he didn't pay so much attention to my Gatomon. They seemed so happy together Jenny and him….but then on night she ran out of his room screaming and we haven't seen her sense. I wonder what made her run out of there so fast…"He thought. Suddenly he was hit by a falling bottle.
"*Hick* soooorry about…..*Hick* that…" A little digimon said.
"DemiDevimon???" Wizardmon said in shock.
"What? *Hick* Where?" He said looking around. Wizardmon just looked at him.
"Oh……" He said. "Hey there it is!" he said picking up the bottle of beer.
"What are you doing here?" Wizardmon asked.
"I'm looking for something…." He said looking around. Wizardmon just give him a look, he pointing at the bottle in DemiDevimon's claws.
"YA!!! How did that get there…." He said. Wizardmon just shrugged.
"So ware have you been, I haven't seen you sense the last fic." Wizardmon said.
"I've been with Piedmon….he gives me beer *Hick* specking of which have you seen my beer?" DemiDevimon said looking around.
"Um…its in you claw…" Wizardmon said sweat dropping.
"Oh wow, man an I dumb…*hick* …." He said.
" So if you if you are with Piedmon, do you think you can take me too him?" Wizardmon asked.
"Sure…" he replied
"Great!" Wizardmon said smiling.
"I'll take you as soon as I find my beer….."
Meanwhile in Myotismon's room…
"OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssss……." Myotismon squealed. "Right there!!! Now a little to the left….ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh perfect…why didn't we do this sooner…..OHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…."
Gatomon tried not to rip him apart as she modeled the new yellow dress and frilly pick bow for Myotismon.
"Prefect, oh your so cute! We'll win the cat show for sure this year!" he said as he grabbed more frilly dresses to put on Gatomon.
"Don't slouch Gatomon, remember you a happy little kitty at the beach….look I found it!! Myotismon shouted as he held out the frilly pick two peace bathing suit and matching bathing cap. "Please just kill me now…." Gatomon thought. "It can't get any worse then this…."
"Hey I have an idea! How about I put on my bathing suit too and we can have Phantomon take pictures of us to send to all our friends….they'll think were at the beach" He said as he held out the black Speedo. "Oh god it does get worse!!!!!" Gatomon cringed. "I wonder how Wizardmon is…"
Wizardmon and DemiDevimon had arrived at Piedmon's secret hideout. Wizardmon looked around him.
"So Piedmon's hide out is a liquor store…..no wonder you stuck with him." Wizardmon said as he followed DemiDevimon to the back of the store to a big door with a big flashing sign on it. Next to it there was an arrow pointing at the door, Wizardmon looked at it, "This is not Piedmon's secret hideout!" was printed on the arrow. He then looked at the sign on the door. "Piedmon's secret hideout." Wizardmon just gave an annoyed look.
"C'mon, follow me…" DemiDevimon said as he opened the door and let him down into a secret lab. Wizardmon looked around as the walked thought the halls. Suddenly there a large explosion coming out the room DemiDevimon was leading him towards.
"Whahahahahahahahahahahah…" They hear a voice cakle. They ran towards the room. There on the floor in a white singed lab coat, black gloves and large goggles was Piedmon laughing insanely.
"I've done it! Bwhahahaha!" He said looking at the bubbling test tube in his hand.
"Great…" Wizardmon thought. "That guys crazy enough as it is, now he's added the whole mad scientist thing to his look…."
"Good for you…*Hick*…….what did you do?" DemiDevimon asked. Piedmon just gave him a dirty look, the smiled.
"With this potion, I'll become supper strong, and then I can kill all the digidestined!!! I'll take over the world! Whahahahahaha. (Insert dramatic flash of lighting here)
"Great……..why do you want to do that?" DemiDevimon asked. Piedmon just looked at him for a moment.
"Um…ah….That's NOT THE POINT!!!" He finally shouted. "Hey what's he doing here?" Piedmon said noticing Wizardmon.
DemiDevimon looked at Wizardmon. "Ya how did you get in here?? Didn't you read the sign…*Hick* this is NOT Piedmon's secret hideout…" Both Piedmon and Wizardmon gave DemiDevimon a dirty look. "What??? Anyways I have to go find my beer now…" He said flying off. Wizardmon was about to say something, but then decided against it.
" So…" Piedmon said looking at Wizardmon. "Why are you here?" Wizardmon just sighed.
"Myotismon was saying something about a bunch of clown bunnies coming from outer space, trying to convenes us there cute, and its all some elaborate plot to steal his lipstick…." Wizardmon said.
"RATS, he's figured it out…." Piedmon mumbled.
"What?"
"Oh nothing, never mind…" Piedmon said trying to look innocent as he motioned for the bunnies behind Wizardmon to run away. "Ok so now what…" Piedmon said looking at him. Wizardmon shrugged.
"I don't know, this is probably the part where you gloat about taking over the world?" He suggested.
"Oh right, you know Wizardmon my boy, you never can gloat too much. Why gloating is what makes the best evil villain. You have to taunt you enemies before you kill them, even if it gives them a chance to foil you plan and save the day, you MUST gloat!" Piedmon ranted.
"Ok so gloat already…" Wizardmon said.
"I'm done….." Piedmon said.
"That was it?" Wizardmon asked.
"No wait….BWHAhahahahahahahhahah….there now I'm done. Piedmon held the potion up to his lips in preparation to drink.
Avalon: That was the first chapter, what did you think?
Piedmon: THAT WAS IT!!! What happened I didn't drink the potion yet!
Avalon: That's for the next chapter.
Piedmon: But I wan to be big now!!!
Avalon -_-;;; You are, remember I still haven't found a cure for what you did to yourself in the last fic, that's why this ones called pied-zilla…
Piedmon: Ya but I want horns, and a tail…..hey wait if I'm still a giant then how come I'm small in the last scene?
Avalon: That's you stunt double.
Piedmon: Oh…but I get to be me, when I drink the potion right?
Avalon: Yes, so find out what happens next fic! And please review, or else whahahahahahah
Piedmon: You know if you threaten them they won't listen to you.
Avalon: Yes they will.
Piedmon: No they wont.
Avalon: We shell see, help me prove Piedmon wrong review ^_^
Piedmon: COOL!!! Finally one about me!
Avalon: Actually it's about all of us, but you get to stomp around on buildings and stuff.
Piedmon: Good, I like stomping on buildings! Can I have horns too?
Avalon: Um ok….
Piedmon: And I want to breath fire, and blow things up!
Avalon:….
Piedmon: And I want a tail too…and maybe some wings…
Avalon: Fine fine, is that all?
Piedmon: No…one more thing (drops anvil on Myotismons head…)
Myotismon: Ahhhh! What the…(Falls on the floor in pain
Avalon: Piedmon!!! You'll have plenty of time, to hurt Myotismon in the fic.
Piedmon: Wait…I just have to do one more thing….(Snaps his fingers and Myotismon is hit by a cow with a rocket strapped to its back.
Avalon:………I think you have too much time on your hands….are you done now?
Piedmon: Ok I'm done…lets start the fic!
Avalon: Ok, let the fic begin!
It was a dark and stormy night in the human world (I know its corny ^_^) Myotismon was sitting in his hideout rubbing his very bruised head. "Stupid Piedmon…" He thought. "He's always dropping anvils on me, or putting garlic in my blood….or dieing all my black clothes pink….or stealing my lipstick."
"GATOMON, WIZARDMON!!!!" He boomed. The little white cat was making out with Wizardmon in the closet at the time. The both ran in trying to act like nothing had happened however; the large purple kiss marks covered Wizardmon from head to toe. Myotismon looked at them for a moment the mutter..
"Ok so Gatomon stole my lipstick….but I bet Piedmon was involved some how…stupid clowns and cats…even the cows are against me….and don't even get me started on the bunnies! Evil fluffy bunnies, there responsible for all the bad things in the world, they trick you into thinking the cute and cuddly then... WAMM!!! They rip of you arm! I bet its Piedmon's fault bunnies exist…wait no! Piedmon IS a bunny!!!! Yes it all makes sense now….Piedmon and his bunny kind have come to our plant from there home world of Zalnlynodiofji.... A plant filled with bunnies that dress like clowns, so you'll never suspect…" Gatomon and Wizardmon just stood there for a moment while Myotismon talked to himself. Finally she interrupted him.
"Yes Piedmon is the Queen bunny….he's going to create an army of evil clown bunnies…its all an elaborate plot to stile my lipstick!!!!!" He shouted, jumping up. "WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!! DIE CLOWN BUNNIES!!!!
"Ah Myotismon???" she said. He snapped to attention. "I'm sure that conversation is very interesting, but was there a reason you called us?
"Huh?" he said remembering they were there. "Oh ya, now why did I call you…" He asked.
"Um I don't know…how are we suppose to know how your twisted mind works…" Wizardmon said.
"WELL YOU SHOULD!" Myotismon yelled. "I'm too important to keep track of my own thoughts.
"You forgot admit it…" Gatomon said.
"NEVER!!!!" He shouted. "But however I now have a new reason to summon you. Wizardmon I have a deadly mission for you…" He said sounding serious. "I need you to go to Piedmon's hide out and find out what he's plotting…"
"What makes you think he's plotting anything?" Wizardmon asked. Myotismon just looked at him thoughtfully.
"Oh he's plotting something alright, I just know it! You have to find out what it is, before its too late, and we're all imprisoned by his army of clowny bunnies!!!" Gatomon just looked at him, she knew one day he'd lose it but, she never thought it would be so soon.
"Um shouldn't we be worrying about the digidestined?" She asked.
"No, its too late for them, the bunnies have already gotten to them…" He said. Gatomon just sweat dropped.
"Wizardmon, go find out all you can…." Myotismon said trying to sound dramatic as he got up to walk away.
"What about me?" Gatomon asked.
"Oh I have a much easier mission for you, giving me a sponge bath….good luck Wizardmon, you probably won't survive this deadly mission …" Gatomon just shivered.
"I think I'm the who won't survive…" Gatomon said in disgust.
"C'mon along Gatomon, and don't forget, I need you to scrub every ware!" Myotismon said as he disappeared into the bathroom.
Wizardmon was in a bad mood as he left the hideout. "Stupid Myotismon…." He though. "I liked it when that Jenny girl was here, he didn't pay so much attention to my Gatomon. They seemed so happy together Jenny and him….but then on night she ran out of his room screaming and we haven't seen her sense. I wonder what made her run out of there so fast…"He thought. Suddenly he was hit by a falling bottle.
"*Hick* soooorry about…..*Hick* that…" A little digimon said.
"DemiDevimon???" Wizardmon said in shock.
"What? *Hick* Where?" He said looking around. Wizardmon just looked at him.
"Oh……" He said. "Hey there it is!" he said picking up the bottle of beer.
"What are you doing here?" Wizardmon asked.
"I'm looking for something…." He said looking around. Wizardmon just give him a look, he pointing at the bottle in DemiDevimon's claws.
"YA!!! How did that get there…." He said. Wizardmon just shrugged.
"So ware have you been, I haven't seen you sense the last fic." Wizardmon said.
"I've been with Piedmon….he gives me beer *Hick* specking of which have you seen my beer?" DemiDevimon said looking around.
"Um…its in you claw…" Wizardmon said sweat dropping.
"Oh wow, man an I dumb…*hick* …." He said.
" So if you if you are with Piedmon, do you think you can take me too him?" Wizardmon asked.
"Sure…" he replied
"Great!" Wizardmon said smiling.
"I'll take you as soon as I find my beer….."
Meanwhile in Myotismon's room…
"OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssss……." Myotismon squealed. "Right there!!! Now a little to the left….ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh perfect…why didn't we do this sooner…..OHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…."
Gatomon tried not to rip him apart as she modeled the new yellow dress and frilly pick bow for Myotismon.
"Prefect, oh your so cute! We'll win the cat show for sure this year!" he said as he grabbed more frilly dresses to put on Gatomon.
"Don't slouch Gatomon, remember you a happy little kitty at the beach….look I found it!! Myotismon shouted as he held out the frilly pick two peace bathing suit and matching bathing cap. "Please just kill me now…." Gatomon thought. "It can't get any worse then this…."
"Hey I have an idea! How about I put on my bathing suit too and we can have Phantomon take pictures of us to send to all our friends….they'll think were at the beach" He said as he held out the black Speedo. "Oh god it does get worse!!!!!" Gatomon cringed. "I wonder how Wizardmon is…"
Wizardmon and DemiDevimon had arrived at Piedmon's secret hideout. Wizardmon looked around him.
"So Piedmon's hide out is a liquor store…..no wonder you stuck with him." Wizardmon said as he followed DemiDevimon to the back of the store to a big door with a big flashing sign on it. Next to it there was an arrow pointing at the door, Wizardmon looked at it, "This is not Piedmon's secret hideout!" was printed on the arrow. He then looked at the sign on the door. "Piedmon's secret hideout." Wizardmon just gave an annoyed look.
"C'mon, follow me…" DemiDevimon said as he opened the door and let him down into a secret lab. Wizardmon looked around as the walked thought the halls. Suddenly there a large explosion coming out the room DemiDevimon was leading him towards.
"Whahahahahahahahahahahah…" They hear a voice cakle. They ran towards the room. There on the floor in a white singed lab coat, black gloves and large goggles was Piedmon laughing insanely.
"I've done it! Bwhahahaha!" He said looking at the bubbling test tube in his hand.
"Great…" Wizardmon thought. "That guys crazy enough as it is, now he's added the whole mad scientist thing to his look…."
"Good for you…*Hick*…….what did you do?" DemiDevimon asked. Piedmon just gave him a dirty look, the smiled.
"With this potion, I'll become supper strong, and then I can kill all the digidestined!!! I'll take over the world! Whahahahahaha. (Insert dramatic flash of lighting here)
"Great……..why do you want to do that?" DemiDevimon asked. Piedmon just looked at him for a moment.
"Um…ah….That's NOT THE POINT!!!" He finally shouted. "Hey what's he doing here?" Piedmon said noticing Wizardmon.
DemiDevimon looked at Wizardmon. "Ya how did you get in here?? Didn't you read the sign…*Hick* this is NOT Piedmon's secret hideout…" Both Piedmon and Wizardmon gave DemiDevimon a dirty look. "What??? Anyways I have to go find my beer now…" He said flying off. Wizardmon was about to say something, but then decided against it.
" So…" Piedmon said looking at Wizardmon. "Why are you here?" Wizardmon just sighed.
"Myotismon was saying something about a bunch of clown bunnies coming from outer space, trying to convenes us there cute, and its all some elaborate plot to steal his lipstick…." Wizardmon said.
"RATS, he's figured it out…." Piedmon mumbled.
"What?"
"Oh nothing, never mind…" Piedmon said trying to look innocent as he motioned for the bunnies behind Wizardmon to run away. "Ok so now what…" Piedmon said looking at him. Wizardmon shrugged.
"I don't know, this is probably the part where you gloat about taking over the world?" He suggested.
"Oh right, you know Wizardmon my boy, you never can gloat too much. Why gloating is what makes the best evil villain. You have to taunt you enemies before you kill them, even if it gives them a chance to foil you plan and save the day, you MUST gloat!" Piedmon ranted.
"Ok so gloat already…" Wizardmon said.
"I'm done….." Piedmon said.
"That was it?" Wizardmon asked.
"No wait….BWHAhahahahahahahhahah….there now I'm done. Piedmon held the potion up to his lips in preparation to drink.
Avalon: That was the first chapter, what did you think?
Piedmon: THAT WAS IT!!! What happened I didn't drink the potion yet!
Avalon: That's for the next chapter.
Piedmon: But I wan to be big now!!!
Avalon -_-;;; You are, remember I still haven't found a cure for what you did to yourself in the last fic, that's why this ones called pied-zilla…
Piedmon: Ya but I want horns, and a tail…..hey wait if I'm still a giant then how come I'm small in the last scene?
Avalon: That's you stunt double.
Piedmon: Oh…but I get to be me, when I drink the potion right?
Avalon: Yes, so find out what happens next fic! And please review, or else whahahahahahah
Piedmon: You know if you threaten them they won't listen to you.
Avalon: Yes they will.
Piedmon: No they wont.
Avalon: We shell see, help me prove Piedmon wrong review ^_^