Chapter 1:
Bubby vs. Bubsy
Bubby was walking with his friend Bubsy the bobcat. Bubby has an appearance that we could not describe. Bubsy on the other hand looks like a bobcat and has "!" on his shirt.
Bubsy also has a bad temper. "You stepped on my FOOT" yelled Bubsy at Bubby as his foot on his foot. Bubby looked at Bubsy and yelled with madness "You are *beep* stupid!" Then Bubsy said with Philosophy "You are *beep* stupid and *beep* dumb!"
Bubby said "Stupid and dumb are the same thing *beep*er" At those words Bubsy gasped with wonder and anger. "Did you just call me *beep*er?" "Yes I did you mother *beep*er." This has gone too far. Bubsy cat-like landed on Bubby with furiy. "There was yellowing from both sides." Bubby waved his fingers this mad Bubsy laugh, this is a trick of Bubbys because Bubsy is stuck in laughter. Just then Bubby backed footed Bubsy in the face knocking out his teeth. Bubsy flew and hit the ground and Bubby put his hand behind his back and pulled out a shotgun and with is hand hit it three times and cocked it. *bang, bang ,bang* Bubby missed three put the gun away and pulled out a AR 15 and shot. Missing him again. With anger Bubby pulled out THOR'S HAMMER and jumped, but only gods could hold the HAMMER and it felt heave it fell. It landed on Bubsy and he went into the ground down to hell.