Oh crap.
She's going to sing. About her feelings. About me.
Oh crap.
Not again, because seriously all her glares, hands on hips and possessiveness is just getting old.
Oh crap, she's starting. Wait is she actually swearing? Wow, I must have really fucked her up. God I feel like such a douche. Why me, why does she do this to me?
Rachel's circling m now, like the first duet we sang. Oooh she was hot then, hot in a freaky way. Oooh she was…oh god, oh god look away, do not look excited.
Wait, is everyone actually singing with her? What is doing! Do they actually agree that I'm an asshole? Shit.
She's dancing with Mike. If I come back to her will she kick me like she did to Mike? Now everyone's dancing with her in a circle, like she's a queen or something. Well she was pretty hot. And cool. And she considered letting me touch her boobs. Mmmm boobs. She would look really good in the shower, singing in the shower, dancing I n the shower. Just being in the shower, with me.
Why the hell did I break up with her?