Pan in... dim light surrounds the setting, which the viewers are still unsure of. Pan over a desk, a chair, a lamp, until it is obvious that this is some sort of uber-professional office.
Enter Alex, Clear, Billy, and Tod.
CLEAR(to Alex): Omigod, I am never doing that again!
ALEX: You were pretty wild.
BILLY: Please, guys...
TOD: I think the camera's on.
Clear jumps and looks at the camera.
CLEAR: Oh fuck!
Her and Alex begin rambling
ALEX: Ladies and gentlemen we appologize for anything you might have heard--
CLEAR: It was the first time I had been that close to a keg...
ALEX: We were very safe!
TOD: Guys, can we just do this thing?
Clear and Alex calm. They take places on the desk and chairs.
ALEX: Oh, hello, didn't see you come in!
CLEAR: We just wanted to let you know that the behaviour in the motion picture you experience tonight may be disturbing to a lot of people.
TOD: We've had some fun, at the expense of the merchants of Bree's hometown, Air Canada, Simon Cowell, and Billy here!
Billy smiles cheezily.
ALEX: But we just wanted to let you know that the only reasons we were allowed to do those things was because we're actors.
BILLY: Rich actors!
CLEAR: Oh, c'mon, your appartment looks like Redman's!
TOD: Please, guys...
CLEAR: So remember, kids, if you wanna vandalize,
ALEX: Joyride,
BILLY: Blow things up,
TOD: Or scare little old ladies into giving you all her valuables,
ALEX: Make sure you have a lot of money first!
TOD: In closing, we appologize to the following businesses and services: Dr. Lou Ann Visconti, R. Ross Beattie Senior Public School, Timmins High and Vocational School, the Nancy Delmonte Academy of Dance, the Shania Twain Center, Fleury's Independant Grocer's, Loeb's at Porcupine Mall, the VERY understanding members of Dashboard Confessional, Wal-Mart, and the Timmins Symphony Orchestra.
ALEX: So sit back and enjoy Curtis Almighty 2: This time, it's not Curtis Almighty!
Enter Alex, Clear, Billy, and Tod.
CLEAR(to Alex): Omigod, I am never doing that again!
ALEX: You were pretty wild.
BILLY: Please, guys...
TOD: I think the camera's on.
Clear jumps and looks at the camera.
CLEAR: Oh fuck!
Her and Alex begin rambling
ALEX: Ladies and gentlemen we appologize for anything you might have heard--
CLEAR: It was the first time I had been that close to a keg...
ALEX: We were very safe!
TOD: Guys, can we just do this thing?
Clear and Alex calm. They take places on the desk and chairs.
ALEX: Oh, hello, didn't see you come in!
CLEAR: We just wanted to let you know that the behaviour in the motion picture you experience tonight may be disturbing to a lot of people.
TOD: We've had some fun, at the expense of the merchants of Bree's hometown, Air Canada, Simon Cowell, and Billy here!
Billy smiles cheezily.
ALEX: But we just wanted to let you know that the only reasons we were allowed to do those things was because we're actors.
BILLY: Rich actors!
CLEAR: Oh, c'mon, your appartment looks like Redman's!
TOD: Please, guys...
CLEAR: So remember, kids, if you wanna vandalize,
ALEX: Joyride,
BILLY: Blow things up,
TOD: Or scare little old ladies into giving you all her valuables,
ALEX: Make sure you have a lot of money first!
TOD: In closing, we appologize to the following businesses and services: Dr. Lou Ann Visconti, R. Ross Beattie Senior Public School, Timmins High and Vocational School, the Nancy Delmonte Academy of Dance, the Shania Twain Center, Fleury's Independant Grocer's, Loeb's at Porcupine Mall, the VERY understanding members of Dashboard Confessional, Wal-Mart, and the Timmins Symphony Orchestra.
ALEX: So sit back and enjoy Curtis Almighty 2: This time, it's not Curtis Almighty!