"Evil Rezo Guy" by Terra
Spoof of Don McLean's "American Pie"
Zel: A long long time ago,
I can still remember how that staff used to be heard for miles
And I knew if I had my chance I could make that man change my wish And maybe,
he'd still be walking those miles
But those chimes made me shiver
With the messages he'd deliver
Bad news on the horizon
He choose poorly in decidin'
I can't remember if I cried
When I saw his spirit's clear eyes
Something shining from deep inside
The day the Red Priest died, so
Zel&Amelia: Bye bye Evil Rezo Guy
Caused the Dark Lord's rebirth
So, Lina let him fry
The good old boys
Ran like hell
Singin' this'll be the day that we'll die
This'll be the day that we'll die
Amelia: Did you see that huge bounty?
And it looks pretty pricy
Lina's a witch, don'cha know?
Now do you believe in peace and love?
Can justice overcome the Fates above?
And can you teach me
How to cast the Dragu Slave?
Well I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you hittin' him
You both are so crazy
When you both see chicken, extra crispy
I was a lonely teenage Justice freak
With an urge to fight bad guys
and protect the meek
But then I saw the Great Red Priest
The day Koppi Rezo stepped out,
I started singing
Zel&Amelia: Hey, hey Another Rezo Guy
Miss Eris was obsessive
So, she thought we should die
The good old boys
Ran like hell
Singin' this'll be the day that we'll die
This'll be the day that we'll die
Amelia: Now for sure we knew that Lina did
In fact kill the man, she did
But that's not how it seemed to be
When we went to the lab and cloned some hairs
In a flash
we were out of there
And Mr. Suspious found some stuff.
Oh awhile back, he said to us,
Rezo did some studyin' in a magic lab
He sealed it up real tight
It was in Sairaag, all right
And while Koppi sat in his gooey chair
Eris thought, "Don't go there"
But we had the Sword of Light
The day we went to the lab,
we were singin'
Zel&Amelia: Bye, bye, Evil Koppi Guy
You were in Sairaag
Blew it up and let it fry
The good old boys
Ran like hell
Singin' this'll be the day that we'll die
This'll be the day that we'll die
Zel: Lina had to fight another fish man
And the party had to disband.
And Zangulus challenged him again at last
We got to the lab at last
Lina tried to flare it up
But only the Sword of Light really worked
Now we had to go down lots of stairs
While the bad guys got to all the safe rooms
We found eventually found a guide
But he tried to kill us
Because Rezo cursed him
He took his anger out on us
Do you recall what was revealed
The day we saw Koppi's little gem,
we started singin'
Zel&Amelia: See, see, He's a Koppi Guy
We got the Legacy
But Eris let it fly
The good old boys
Gasped like hell
Singin' this'll be the day that we'll die
This'll be the day that we'll die
Zel: And there we were all in one place
Million miles under the earth's face
With no time left to start again
So come on Lina be nimble
Lina be quick,
Eris' got a hole punched in her
'Cause Koppi is really, really evil
And as I watched him and Eris' face
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in hell
could break That Calling spell
And as the rocks climbed high into the night
To give Koppi a more entertaining fight
He was crazy laughing with delight
The day Eris died,
he was singin',
Zel&Amelia: Ha, ha, I'll surpass that guy
Just because I'm evil
I'm killing you, that's why
You all better
Run like hell
Singin' this'll be the day that we'll die
This'll be the day that we'll die
Amelia: I met a girl who nearly cast that spell
But Sylphiel got in the way
So Lina got hurt and bled away
She went down to the sacred tree
Where she could try and maybe see
If she could save Lina and the day
Zel: But in the dirt, Gourry screamed
We all planned and Prince Phil dreamed
But Lina did pull through
And Lina used the Blessed Blade
Zel&Amelia: And the world she did save that day
From a crazy sad Koppi
He asked what she saw
A flower was all she said
And she was singin'
Zel&Amelia: See, see, Sad Koppi Guy
You didn't look ahead
And that's why you'll die
Yes, the tree will do good and fine
Markin' that was the spot that you died
That was the spot that you died
Spoof of Don McLean's "American Pie"
Zel: A long long time ago,
I can still remember how that staff used to be heard for miles
And I knew if I had my chance I could make that man change my wish And maybe,
he'd still be walking those miles
But those chimes made me shiver
With the messages he'd deliver
Bad news on the horizon
He choose poorly in decidin'
I can't remember if I cried
When I saw his spirit's clear eyes
Something shining from deep inside
The day the Red Priest died, so
Zel&Amelia: Bye bye Evil Rezo Guy
Caused the Dark Lord's rebirth
So, Lina let him fry
The good old boys
Ran like hell
Singin' this'll be the day that we'll die
This'll be the day that we'll die
Amelia: Did you see that huge bounty?
And it looks pretty pricy
Lina's a witch, don'cha know?
Now do you believe in peace and love?
Can justice overcome the Fates above?
And can you teach me
How to cast the Dragu Slave?
Well I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you hittin' him
You both are so crazy
When you both see chicken, extra crispy
I was a lonely teenage Justice freak
With an urge to fight bad guys
and protect the meek
But then I saw the Great Red Priest
The day Koppi Rezo stepped out,
I started singing
Zel&Amelia: Hey, hey Another Rezo Guy
Miss Eris was obsessive
So, she thought we should die
The good old boys
Ran like hell
Singin' this'll be the day that we'll die
This'll be the day that we'll die
Amelia: Now for sure we knew that Lina did
In fact kill the man, she did
But that's not how it seemed to be
When we went to the lab and cloned some hairs
In a flash
we were out of there
And Mr. Suspious found some stuff.
Oh awhile back, he said to us,
Rezo did some studyin' in a magic lab
He sealed it up real tight
It was in Sairaag, all right
And while Koppi sat in his gooey chair
Eris thought, "Don't go there"
But we had the Sword of Light
The day we went to the lab,
we were singin'
Zel&Amelia: Bye, bye, Evil Koppi Guy
You were in Sairaag
Blew it up and let it fry
The good old boys
Ran like hell
Singin' this'll be the day that we'll die
This'll be the day that we'll die
Zel: Lina had to fight another fish man
And the party had to disband.
And Zangulus challenged him again at last
We got to the lab at last
Lina tried to flare it up
But only the Sword of Light really worked
Now we had to go down lots of stairs
While the bad guys got to all the safe rooms
We found eventually found a guide
But he tried to kill us
Because Rezo cursed him
He took his anger out on us
Do you recall what was revealed
The day we saw Koppi's little gem,
we started singin'
Zel&Amelia: See, see, He's a Koppi Guy
We got the Legacy
But Eris let it fly
The good old boys
Gasped like hell
Singin' this'll be the day that we'll die
This'll be the day that we'll die
Zel: And there we were all in one place
Million miles under the earth's face
With no time left to start again
So come on Lina be nimble
Lina be quick,
Eris' got a hole punched in her
'Cause Koppi is really, really evil
And as I watched him and Eris' face
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in hell
could break That Calling spell
And as the rocks climbed high into the night
To give Koppi a more entertaining fight
He was crazy laughing with delight
The day Eris died,
he was singin',
Zel&Amelia: Ha, ha, I'll surpass that guy
Just because I'm evil
I'm killing you, that's why
You all better
Run like hell
Singin' this'll be the day that we'll die
This'll be the day that we'll die
Amelia: I met a girl who nearly cast that spell
But Sylphiel got in the way
So Lina got hurt and bled away
She went down to the sacred tree
Where she could try and maybe see
If she could save Lina and the day
Zel: But in the dirt, Gourry screamed
We all planned and Prince Phil dreamed
But Lina did pull through
And Lina used the Blessed Blade
Zel&Amelia: And the world she did save that day
From a crazy sad Koppi
He asked what she saw
A flower was all she said
And she was singin'
Zel&Amelia: See, see, Sad Koppi Guy
You didn't look ahead
And that's why you'll die
Yes, the tree will do good and fine
Markin' that was the spot that you died
That was the spot that you died