I'm so sorry you had to see this ;-; But shout out to Snuoie for giving me the idea ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shrek was only 17 years old. He loved internet memes so much
He always made memes and drew them in his spare time. He even had merchandise. But out of all the memes, his favorite was Lenny
Shrek prayed to Lenny every night before bed, thanking him for the life he'd been give
"Lenny is love" Shrek says "Lenny is life"
Shrek's dad hears him and calls him a green little shit
Shrek knew he was just jealous of his devotion to Lenny
Shrek called him a shit covered fuckboy and told him to fuck off , he slaps him and sends Shrek to sleep
Shrek is crying now, his face hurts, he lay in bed and it's really cold
Shrek feels a warmth coming towards him, It's Lenny! He is so happy
Lenny whispers in Shrek's ear "That's right laddy. I am God.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
Lenny grabs Shrek and puts him on his knees
Shrek is ready, he spreads his ass cheeks for Lenny, he penetrates Shrek's butthole
It hurts so much, but he does it for Lenny
Shrek can feel his butt tearing as his eyes start to water
Shrek pushes his force, he wants to please Lenny
Lenny roars a mighty roar as he fills Shrek's butt with his love
Shrek's dad walks in, Lenny looks him straight in the eye and says "Praise and believe in Lenny. It saves lives.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Lenny bounces out of Shrek's room, Lenny is love, Lenny is life( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)