I had the song "Kiss Me Deadly" stuck in my head and then I thought of the
first line. Here it is. It took me, like, five minutes to write it.

"Dragu-Slave Me" by Terra
Spoof of Lita Ford's "Kiss Me Deadly"

Walkin' through the forest last Saturday night
I didn't get laid I got in a fight
uh-huh It ain't no big thing

Thought it was a babe but I found a kid
Wasted all my energy on some little kid
uh-huh It ain't no big thing

But I know what I need
I know I need to make this have some worth
And I know what you need
I know you need a protecter like me oh yeah

Hit me once!
Kick me twice!
Come on pretty baby Dragu-Slave me!

Had a few trolls gettin' into my face
But they done blown up and got all over the place
uh-huh It ain't no big thing

Mummy man and Mr. Somebody
Looking for something but won't get it from me
uh-huh It ain't no big thing

But I know what I saw
I know that your magic don't work at all
And I know what you need
I know you need a protector like me oh yeah

Hit me once!
Kick me twice!
Come on pretty baby Dragu-Slave me!

Hit me once!
Kick me twice!
Come on pretty baby Giga!
Come on pretty baby Giga!

Come on pretty baby Giga Slave me!
Giga slave me!
Giga slave me!

I was sittin' in Aqua's desert last Saturday night
I didn't get laid.
It ain't no big thing.