WolfB9191: Hey everybody I hope you enjoy my first story…….so please no burns. Also I'm sorry HarvestMoonRacoon, but I kind of took your idea and made one for Itachi. I hope you don't mind also I love your Naruto stories you have written.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters….sadly enough --

30 WAYS TO ANNOY ITAHCI

1.CLAIM THAT THE ALMIGHTY ITACHI LISTENS TO THE BACKSTREET BOYS

2.PUT PEANUT BUTTER IN HIS AKATSUKI COAT

3.HUG HIM AT 5:00 A.M.

4.GET TOTALLY WASTED (NECCESARY FOR #5)

5.BARF ON ITACHI

6.CALL HIM WEASAL BOY

7.ACCUSE HIM OR BEING A GIRL

8.TIP SASUKE ON WHERE ITACHI IS

9.USE SEXY NO JUTSU ON HIM

10.PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT ITACHI IS GAY

11.TAKE FAKE GAY PHOTOS OF HIM KISSING KISAME

12.TELL A PACK OF RAPID FAN GIRLS WHERE THE AKATSUKI BASE IS

13.TAKE KISAME'S SWORD

14.PUT IT IN ITACHI'S BED

15.KEEP SINGING "POP GO THE WEASAL"

16.SHOW HIM A SASUKExITACHI STORY RATED M

17.RECORD HIS REACTIONS FROM THE STORY

18.RELEASE NARUTO AFTER THEY GOT HIM

19.CUT HIS HAIR WHILE HE'S SLEEPING

20.ALSO APPLY MAKEUP (LIP STICK, EYELINER, BLUSH, AND EYE SHADOW)

21.WHEN CAUGHT GIVE HIM THE PUPPY DOG LOOK

22.TELL HIM THAT THE REST OF THE UCHIHA CLAN DIDN'T DIE

23.THROW A PARTY IN HIS ROOM WHEN HE IS NOT HOME

24.KISS HIM INFRONT OF THE WHOLE AKATSUKI GROUP

25.MAKE HIM BLUSH

26.SAY THAT YOU HAVE PERVERT SENSES

27.THEN LATER TELL HIM THAT HE ALWAYS MAKES YOUR SENSES GO OFF

28.GET BABY PICTURES OF HIM

29.POST THE MOST EMBARRASSING ONES ON THE INTERNET

30.TELL HIM THAT HE IS THE KINDEST PERSON YOU HAVE EVER MEET

­­­­­­­­­ITACHI'S REACTION AFTER READING THIS

"MUST……NOT………LOOK………AT………PUPPY………DOG………FACE!" ITACHI SAID THROUGH GRITTED TEETH. HE QUICKLY RUNS TO A MIRROR AND SCREAMS,"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" WHILE RUNNING HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS NOW SHORTER HAIR GRIMACING AT THE HOW TERRIBLE IT LOOKED. YOU COULD EASILY SEE TEARS RUSHING DOWN HIS FACE WITH RESEMBLING A WATERFALL. THEN THE AKATSUKI MEMEBERS CAME BY AND STARTED SNICKER SAYING MOCKINLY," OH WHERE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND ITACHI DID SHE ALREADY DUMP YOU."

I'LL END THERE BEFORE I GO TO FAR.

PLEASE REVIEW, AND ALSO COULD YOU GIVE ME SOME IDEAS FOR MY NEXT STORY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.