Emil opened the door as quietly as he could and stepped inside, closing it behind him.

"What the hell, Emil?" Lukas demanded from somewhere in the house, "You're home late, again."

Fuck. "Um, sorry?" He hesitantly replied.

Lukas poked his head around the corner to look at his brother, who seemed to tighten his grip on the purple backpack he had slung over his shoulder. "What's in the bag?" Lukas asked, raising an eyebrow.

Emil glanced around the room and swallowed, "Just, you know, school stuff. Homework and, like, books. Really boring. You wouldn't be interested."

Lukas narrowed his eyes and crossed the room. "Are you sure? You're looking awfully suspicious," He said accusingly, unzipping the bag and looking inside.

It was full of textbooks.

Emil smirked slightly to himself at Lukas' frustrated sigh. But, as he soon realized, he wasn't out of the deep end just yet.

"Alright, fine, but you still haven't told me where you were," Lukas pressed, "I highly doubt you were studying for the past three hours."

"I was... I was..." Emil struggled for an explanation, "I was with Li."

"Oh, okay," The taller boy said, nodding with exaggerated enthusiasm, "So If I were to text him right now and ask him if you were with him all afternoon, he would say yes?"

"Yeah, of course," Emil laughed anxiously. God dammit, Li, he thought and Lukas pulled his cell phone from his pocket, you had better cover me on this. He looked over his older brothers shoulder as he typed,

Where the hell was Emil all afternoon?

They waited for a moment and, eventually, Li sent,

Y?

Lukas groaned,

Because he came home late and you, of all people, should know where he was.

This time, it took a while longer to get a response, which only made Emil more scared. Finally, they received a reply,

We wer at hte park, k?

"See? I was with Li," Emil gloated, making a mental note to thank his friend.

Lukas frowned, "God dammit, I'm just looking out for you. You should be grateful you have such a wonderful big brother."

"Whatever," Emil scoffed, pushing past his brother to his room, "Goodnight."

He closed the door behind him and sighed in relief. He tossed his bag into the corner and collapsed onto his bed.

He had been stripping for the past three hours, of course he was tired.

AN: Okay! Opening chapter=done! I know this idea is absolutely ridiculous but I got a lot of requests for it on Tumblr so here it is!

Human names used, in case you haven't figured it out yet:

Emil Steilsson= Iceland

Lukas Bondevik= Norway

Li Xiao Wang= Hong Kong

Names that will appear in the future:

Magnus Køhler= Denmark

Mei Wang= Taiwan

Michèle Langlois= Seychelles

Elise Vogel= Liechtenstein

Lars Oxenstierna= Ladonia

...And I think that's all of them!

I live for reviews, let me know what you liked, what you didn't like, what you think could happen in the future of the story, what you had for dinner last night, anything!

See you in the next chapter!