Terrible song fic about Ron. Stupid, really. The song is "Please Take Me Home" by Blink 182. Funnn.
Please Take Me Home
Oh no it happened again
This can NOT be good. AT ALL.
She's cool, she's hot, she's my friend
I CAN'T like her. I just CAN'T. I mean, she's HERMIONE!
She's unstoppable,
Oh my GOD. Where's she going? Oh the library. My favorite place. I can't even follow her there. She'd think I was sick or something.
Unpredictable,
I wonder if she likes me? But then again, I'm Ron Weasley. Sob.
I'm so jaded, Calculated Wrong...
Who ever said life wasn't fair was one smart dude. You should see the way she looks at Draco... It's sickening. Excuse me while I gag.
Be strong when things fall apart,
That's Charlie's favorite saying. Never show your fear. Never show disappointment. Pain is irrelevant. What a bunch of crap.
Honest, this breaks my heart
This isn't FAIR!