La li ho! Its been a while...a long long...while...yeah...

O.o

Well, imma back-EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!! Whoot! Well, Since Shuichi's birthday is coming up, i wanted to write a fanfic about his birthday and- Whoops! I gave it away! NO! Oh well, I shall rejoice and drink some choclate milk! I know i haven't been writing in ever, but lets see what happens. PLEASE DON'T ME IF ITS BAD!!! I DON'T WANNA BE EATEN BY THE ELFS!!...Lets move on...

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Shuichi's Birthday

Chapter 1

As the day begun with a warm sunny start, Shuichi Shindou, the lead vocalist of Bad Luck, was quietly sleeping in bed. As he was sleeping peacefully, his alarm clock suddenly rang, which woke him up in an instant. He sat up and jumped out of bed.

"Todays the day! Todays the day!" he shouted. He ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.

"Ha! I am not old...AND NEVER WILL BE!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" he laughed with joy. Yuki, Shuichi's lover, was just down the hall when he heard Shuichi laughing.

'What the hell is he so happy about?' wondered the novelist. Shuichi skipped out of the bathroom and tackled Yuki once he saw him. They both fell down to the ground.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?" questioned Yuki. Shuichi got off of him.

"Oh, sorry Yuki. I'm just so excited!"

"Excited for what?"

"Wha? You should know! Todays my birthday!" Yuki gasped. 'Ohhhhhhhhhhh, shit!' he thought.

"Yuki...you didn't forget...did you?" asked Shuichi upset.

"Uh...no.no...I just...uh..." Shuichi waited paciently.

"...LOOK! A FLYING MOOSE!!" shouted Yuki.

"WHAT!! WHERE!?" Shuichi looked behind himself when Yuki hit him over the head with a cookie sheet. Shuichi was knocked out on the floor.

"Where did this come from?" he asked himself. He tossed the cookie sheet and walked towards the living room.

"Damn, since when did he have a frickin' birthday?" asked the novelist to himself. He paced back and forth.

"What to get, what to get...what the Hell does that brat likes? Or wants? Or...I need coffee." Yuki headed to the kitchen and noticed there were no coffee beans left.

"Damn." Suddenly, the was a duck nosie outside on his balcony. He looked and saw a man on a moose holding a can of something unknown.

"Ello!" said the man.

"What...the ...hell?" responded the novelist.

"I got what you want..."

"Coffee?"

"No, a present for the pink haired one."

"How do you know us?"

"Oh, i stalk you daliy, five in the morning to ten at night and on weekends i-"

"What the hell?! When did you start stalking us?"

"A week ago when you to were fighting on the sidewalk...remember..."

Falsh back

"But Yuki!!!"

"No."

"Please!?"

"No."

"But i need it!!"

"Why would you need a yo-yo?"

"...transprotation."

"No."

"PLEASE!!!!!!" Shuichi begged. Yuki glared at him.

"...No." Shuichi fell to the down in depression. He cried outloud and a crowd began to form.

"Shuichi...stop crying...stop...FINE! I'll get you that stupid yo-yo."

"...really?"

"As long as you stop-"

"Yipee!" shouted Shuichi. While cheering on, a bird hit the window where Shuichi and Yuki were standing. They stared at the bird twitching.

End Flash back

"Oh...right...that was annoying..."

"Yes, but it funny!" said the man on the moose.

"Well, do you have coffee?"

"...no."

"Then leave."

"But i want to help-"

"OUT!" shouted the novelist.

"Fine, but might i say...do you have a pickle in the freezer still?"

"Pickle? Wha-" The man walked inside and went into the kitchen to the freezer. He opened it and there was a frozen pickle. The man took it and walked back to his moose.

"WHY WAS A PICKLE IN MY FREEZER!!??"

"Oh, the one day when you went somewhere and the pink haired boy let me inside and we did many things! Oh, and just to tell you, the tooth paste is all gone, but it was tasty!"

"What kind of crazy man are you!?"

"I dunno, but here is my card. If you need help, call me here." Yuki looked at the card.

"1-800-my lemon?"

"Yes."

"...okay..."

"Well, i might be back." the man fly away on his flying moose,off into the distant sky. Yuki stared with his mouth down staring at the window of the balcony. Suddenly Shuichi walked in after being knocked out and looked at Yuki.

"Yuki...what happened?" asked the young vocalist.

"I saw...a flying moose." Shuichi looked at him with a weird expersion.

"Okay...well, imma going to work..." Shuichi ran out as quickly as possible.

'Oh man...Yuki has lost it!' he thought. He stopped running for a moment and thought for a moment. 'Wait, but wht did happen? Let's see, Yuki told me there was a flying moose...black out...i saw a bright light...i wake up...Yuki tells me the same thing...I'm thinking to much! Oh well, Todays my birthday! Whoot!" Shuichi ran off to work happily.

Meanwhile with Yuki

Yuki still looked outside the window. He then snapped out of it.

"I REALLY need coffee..." he started for the kitchen when the apartment started rumbling. Suddenly the Kool Aid Man jumps through the wall.

"Oh yeah!" he shouted.

"Not another one!" yelled Yuki. He grabbed a chair and started to whack the Kool Aid Man.

"Go...AWAY..."

"Ow! Oh! Ow! Oh No!" shouted Kool Aid Man. Suddenly he pulls out Starbucks coffee behind his back and gave it to Yuki. yuki grabbed it and started drinking it.

"Oh yeah!" said the Kool Aid Man. He jumped off the balcony adn moved along. Once Yuki was done his coffee. He threw it across his head and started to think of a present for Shuichi.

'I can't belive i forgot his birthday...'thought Yuki.

TBC

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Yay! That was Fun! I love that flash back...::plays with yo-yo:: Also the rest. It seems like a good long start. I hope i did okay...::hides behind brick wall::...well, if you enjoyed it, Imma really happy then! I'll try my best to make this story more fun and random and-

Kool Aid Man::crashes through wall:: Oh Yeah!

KOOL AID!!! Yay! Well, until then read on, review, and make a cake for Shuichi's birthday. I know i will...HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHUICHI!!!!

Kool aid man: Oh yeah!