A/N: This is a parody of the song I'll make a man out of you from mulan. Some people in my band came up with this and I find it hillarious. There are some specific names you can either dissregard those and substitute your own or just put it down to the hilarity of the piece that you do not know who these people are. :)
Be a Band:
Lets get down to business,
to create...a band
did they send me freshmen, when I asked...for Brenden!
you're the wussiest bunch I've ever met.
but you can bet before we're through...
somehow I'll...make a band...out of you
tranquil as a drumline
we'll fight brass...with woodwinds
once you find your tempo
you can play...with Kim
you're a noobsauce filled, pathetic lot
and you cannot play in tune
mister (and misses) I'll make a band out you...
solos:
I'm never gonna lift this up
say hello to blistered feet
why was I a fool in school for cutting band
Miss T's got em' scared to death
hope she doesn't see my ipod
now I really wish that i knew how to play!
chorus:
(be a band)
we must be swift as the trombones frolic
(be a band)
with all the force of Ondy's set
(be a band)
with all the strength of a suesa player
mysterious as the inside of...the trailer!
sidelines race toward us,
as we march...our sets
heed Sarah's orders, or you'll meet...you're death!
you're unsuited for the pains of core,
so plop down and cry you're through.
how could I...make a band...out of you...