A Relatively Sunny Day on the Beach
"Help! I'm blub blub drowning!" I young brunet girl had swam out to sea too far, getting caught in the tide.
I blonde muscular man floated by on a floaty. The sun reflected off his sunglasses, and off the alcoholic drink he held in his fat hands.
"Aquaman! Help Me!"
Aquaman looked down, "I-I just ate... I might get a cramp.." He said in a whiny voice.
"Help! blub blub."
"I could send a school of sardines your way..." He shrugged.
"Fish?! I need blub blub real help!"
"And I need a new real set of golf clubs, we don't all get what we want."
"Help me!"
The lazy man looked up in frustration. "You know this is my break, I need time to cool down." He took a sip of his beverage.
" I am part of the justice league america. I have to fight to help in the oceans of America. It is a hard, demanding job, I deserve a good paycheck each month, but do I get it? NOOOOOOO! I need more recognition. I deserve a chiropractor. And a wife who can cook a decent meatloaf."
During his rant a second woman swam against the current to safe the waters victim. "You don't deserve shit."
The woman swam back to shore, lugging the young girl behind.
"I deserve new golf clubs!"
If you couldn't tell, I hate Aquaman and this is a Joke.