Chapter 1 la la la la laa (BOOM)
Disclaimer we do not own Inu-yasha
A/N yin and yang tigers are 2 people we are co-authors for this fan fic
In a cabin on the beach
Yin: Hi every body I m Doctor Nick. (BOOM) gets hit in the head by yang xx
Yang: cut that out you idiot.
Yin: fine. Hi we are so glad you could come and play (drum roll) truth or dare. (Dum dum dum)
Yang: I'll explain the rules.
Inu-yasha: screw the rules we have played before.
Yang: we'll explain any way. ;P
Yin: lets just play and yang remember they have been in fanfics before.
Yang: fine. I'll start Songo truth or dare
Songo: truth, nigh light!
Yang: Don't insult me!! If I asked u to bare my children would you accept?
Songo: blushes and mutters a curse No way man, you got to be kidding me!!!
Yin: damn the others are late!
Songo: who cares yin truth or dare?
Yin: dare me murderer
Songo: why you little...1 hour in the closet with Miroku and he can do what ever he wants.
Miroku: all right!
Yin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your dead Songo!! Miroku drags yin in to the closet laughing like a mad man
In the closet
Miroku: I think I will shove this sex toy up your ass all the way. ;)
Yin: Aaagh. Oo
Out side of the closet
Kagome: what was that it sounded horrible. Runs to Inu-Yasha hold me I m scared.
Yang: Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Back in the closet.
Yin: Ahhhhh. Now it is your turn.
Miroku: Ahhhhhhhhhh. All goes silent and Miroku unbuttons His pance.
Yin: Ooo. Miroku harder, harder, yes, yes.
Back out of the closet.
Inu-yasha: Still holding Kagome. What are they doing? It sounds inappropriate for the fox.
Hour is up.
Miroku: comes out putting his shirt on. .
Yin: Shippo truth or dare?
Shippo: Dare me! Dare me!!
Yin: I dare you to turn in to Kouga and act like him too!!
Shippo: Fine. (pop) turns in to Kouga and runs over t Inu-yasha and grabs Kagome. She's my woman dog turd!
Inu-yasha: Shippo, let go of Kagome or in 3 seconds I will smack you.
Shippo: Lets go of Kagome. No fair. (Crash)
Kouga: Come smashing threw the wall. Hay Inu-trasha, let go of my woman!!
Yang: Hey I have to pay for that wall!!
Kouga: Whatever man.
Yin: Shut up Kouga ya stupid mutt.
Kouga: Make me you stupid witch!
Every one accept Kouga and Yin: Oooooooo!!
Yin: La la la la laa laaaa
Yang: Do that again and I will smack you in to 2 hours ago!!
Yin: Ok then lets continue.
Shippo: Kouga truth or dare?
Kouga: Dare me, abomination.
Shippo: I dare you to never call Kagome your woman for the rest of the game
Kouga: damn you twerp yang truth or dare
Yang: dare me fur ball
Kouga: I dare you to play seven minutes in heaven with songo.
Yang: ;;
Songo: Oo;;;
Yin: la la la la laa (BOOM) gets hit in the head by yang again. What you do dat for.
Yang: I warned you earlier.
Yin: True, true, so very true!
Yang: lets go Songo. Goes in to the bedroom and closes the door.
Every one: goes to the door to listen
Songo: yess harder oooo yes yesss!!!
Yin: What are they doing in there?
Kagome: I don't know but it sounds like fun. Goes to Inu-yasha and cuddles with him.
Seven minutes later
Yang and Songo: come out of the closet looking satisfied
Yang: Kouga, truth or dare?
Kouga: Dare me freak!!!
Yang: How dare you call me a freak!!!!
A/N help we need more ideas plz give revues