So this is pretty much just going to be a collection of three-shots that are solely written for the purpose of rewarding the reviewers who guessed the correct series a quote came from in my story, Never Fade Away. This just includes the Kenpachi/Ichigo ones, the Shirosaki/Ichigo ones and threesomes will be labeled underneath Dark Ichigo and Ichigo character search. The summery changes for every three-shot.
First one: The Bodyguard, written for Seiri-sama. She wanted a Kenpachi/Ichigo fic where they get together and make Shirosaki fume. Shirosaki is a stalker that is in love with Ichigo. Out of desperation Ichigo hires Kenpachi as a body guard. Things get hot as Kenpachi realizes his interest in Ichigo is a lot more intense than just for guarding. LEMON!!
The Body Guard: Part 1/3
Another fucking psychotic love letter came in the mail today. Shirosaki is getting even creepier! Ichigo thought as he tossed the letter aside. Shirosaki and Ichigo had always gone to the same schools because they lived next to each other and both of their parents were rich. But somehow in high school their relationship changed when Shirosaki took their passing acquaintance to the next level of infatuation and started to stalk Ichigo.
Even when Ichigo got a restraining order, Shirosaki had found a way around it and his attention was getting more and more physical as wells as more and more scary. His own parents were concerned and Shirosaki's parents had taken to cooing at him like they thought Shirosaki's actions were more adorable than psychotic.
His parents wanted him to move back into the house, but Ichigo liked his independence and didn't want to have to rely on them. So the solution they had come to was for Ichigo to hire a body guard. The guy's name was Kenpachi Zaraki and Ichigo was suppose to meet him today at his parent's house. They wanted to make sure that it would work out with both of them.
At the moment Ichigo was sprawled across the couch in the living room in a pair of loose jeans and a tight black t-shirt with a red skull on it. He had his reading glasses on so he could see the notes he was going over for finals next week. Gods he was going to be happy for summer break; And for relief from the ever present problem in the form of Shirosaki.
The door to the living room opened and Ichigo turned his head towards the noise. There was his dorky dad smiling and just behind him was a tall hulking mass that had Ichigo taken back. He tried not to show it on his face, though. Instead he stood up politely and took off his glasses with a smile.
Kenpachi thought that this was going to be just another job. Just a rich brat that probably didn't even need a bodyguard. When he got to the house the brat's parents had him surprised. While the father was a spastic man that seemed to bounce all over the place the mother was demure and contained with a soft smile on her face. Kenpachi hoped that the brat was more like her than the father.
The first thought that crossed his mind when he saw the brat was that the stalker had really good taste. The fucking brat was gorgeous. He had bright orange hair and brown eyes that were hidden behind glasses until they were slid off the brat's face in a delicate motion that really shouldn't have been as sexy as it was. When he walked in the boy was on the couch in a position that practically screamed come get me. Then he stood and Kenpachi had an even nicer view of those long legs and toned body. At this point in his thoughts, Kenpachi knew he was in serious trouble.
When Ichigo stood up he got a better view of that hulking mass and renewed his opinion of him. It was a very tall man that must have been at least a foot taller than Ichigo. He had dark brown hair that just about hit his shoulders as well as an eye-patch covering one eye and a long scar on the other. While he wore casual slacks and a plain red t-shirt, it was covered in a nice black suit jacket that covered his hips. Ichigo shook himself out of his stupor and chose not to analyze his reaction as his father introduced him.
"This is my poor, stalked son Ichigo! Ichigo, this is your bodyguard, Kenpachi Zaraki." Isshin said, waving his arms about frantically for good measure.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Zaraki." Ichigo said politely and held his hand out.
"The pleasure is mine." Kenpachi practically purred as he shook Ichigo's hand, lingering slightly, "You may call me Kenpachi."
Ichigo blushed at the tone and at the caressing hand grip that belied Kenpachi's strength. Isshin didn't notice however, but Ichigo's mother who had trailed into the room after them, smiled fondly at the picture. What a cute pair they would make, she hoped that the man would protect her little Ichigo.
"Why don't you tell me about this stalker of yours, Ichigo?" Kenpachi said, he couldn't wait for an excuse to beat the little fucker up for stalking his Ichigo. Yes, Kenpachi already thought of the little Strawberry as his, Ichigo just had yet to realize it.
"Well, um…" Ichigo looked to his father uncertain of how to begin as he rubbed the back of his neck. "There's this guy, Shirosaki, who I used to be kind of friends with, then his interest towards me changed into a more…" Ichigo kind of trailed off, trying to think of the right word. Fortunately, or unfortunately, his father was there to help.
"Lustful!" Isshin said in a cheery tone, as though he was happy about the situation. It made Ichigo wince and Kenpachi twitch, although he quickly schooled his expression so they wouldn't notice.
"Right…so he started stalking me. You know, following me everywhere and sending me these weird letters. At first I didn't think much of it, but then he became kind of…physical, and I got a restraining order, but he found a way around it. So we decided a bodyguard would probably be the best thing." Ichigo was obviously very uncomfortable talking about it and Kenpachi changed his mind about just hurting the little shit Shirosaki, now he wanted to kill the fucker.
"It probably was the best thing. I would be happy to…guard… your body." Kenpachi smirked at Ichigo and Ichigo wondered if he was inviting a wolf just as dangerous as Shirosaki into his home.
There's the first part. Remember all those that read this, the more reviews I get, the faster I write.