Chapter One: The Social Struggles of Cy Tokakushi

One day, in the Ninja Seeking Club Room...

As I walked into the club room, I saw the usual faces of Akari, her smile beaming back at me; Enju, doing her homework; Lily, reading; Myu, reading a horror manga and Yamabuki drawing heaven knows what kind of lewd fantasies. Unfortunately, Ricka and Nanao couldn't make it because as it turned out, Ricka had found an old multi-player Retro-game that had been re-released exclusively online, and had rushed home at the end of the day to play (or, knowing those Nanao, fangirl) it for the rest of the day. To be honest, I was intrigued. Until it turned out to just be some non-lewd archaic battle sim, meh. Also, Tengge was off on a break. After all she went through recently, what with escaping from the cave and all, so Mr. Kuzuryu let her. As I am thinking about her, and how her holiday's going, suddenly, Akari speaks.
"Hey Kazuki, how are you?" she asks in her usual, lively tone.
"Eh, not bad, that test could've gone over a bit better, couldn't it?", I reply, honestly.
"Yeah, I guess so. At least you don't have to take the make-up this time" she simply tells me. I suppose that's true. Even if I did get one mark over the line, it's still a major improvement for me. Then, Enju speaks up.

"You should really study more, Kazuki. I understand you need rest, but seven hours straight gaming? Seriously?", She scolds me. Seven hours? SEVEN HOURS? DOES SHE EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GAMERS? I am about to make a retort, when I realise that may just prove her point.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will. Perhaps you could help me?", I ask back.
"Sure, Kazuki.", she replies. Then Lily looks up from her book and chimes in.
"I'd be glad to help you as well, Kazuki.", she says.
"Thanks guys, I appreciate it.", I simply tell them. I sit down next too Myu. She seems really engrossed in her manga. I turn too her.
"Hey Myu, what'cha reading?" I inquire. Myu seems surprised, because she almost jumps out her seat. However, she soon calms down.
"Oh, h-h-hi Kazuki-senpai. I'm reading 'Heishi no tai Zonbi'. Care to join me?", she says. W... what does that Girl read?

And anyway, where's Cy?
"Myu.", I say.
"Yes, Kazuki-senpai?"
"Where's Cy?", I say in an inquiring tone.
"Uhhh… I actually don't know, Kazuki-senpai.", she states, matter-of-factly.
"Ah. Do you have any idea where she might be?", I ask back.
"Perhaps at home, helping Zina with whatever she's doing at the moment.", Myu says. Great, one less with us. I sigh and stand up.
"Are you okay, Kazuki?", Enju asks, concern on her face.
"Oh, I'm fine, just a little disappointed that no one else could come. Not even C-", as I am speaking the door flies open, almost coming clean off it's hinges and a blur comes slamming into me mid-sentence, knocking the wind and part of my soul away. I fly across the room straight into something soft. What the...
"HELLO ONII-CHAN", yells a very familiar voice. Ah, that's where Cy is. And more importantly, HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BREATHE!
"Hey... Cy", I say, between heavy breaths. At this point, Myu would normally chime in telling Cy that she was hurting me or something. But for some reason she isn't talking. I have no time to worry about this, because I am ten seconds away from passing out.
"Cy... could... you... get... off... me?", I ask. Five seconds.
"Huh? Oh, sure, onii-chan!", Cy replies, and releases her Boa Constrictor-like grip. I breathe a sigh of relief. However, I feels a stare of malicious intent nearby. My hairs stand up. Who could be this angry... and what is this soft thing anyway. I turn around. I am immediately met with the sight of Myu's sizeable breasts. What beauty! Wait... WAIT. If these are Myu's breasts, then my hand is on... no. No. I look down. I only see my arm between her beautiful thighs. Oh. OH. OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THAT MEANS MY HAND IS-
"KAZUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII", yells Enju. I know where this is going. She's going to hit me with her lightning, isn't she? I quickly pull myself away.
"PREPARE TO FACE PUNISHMENT, KAZUKI!", she yells again. I look at Myu's face, for some reason. She is so embarrassed, she can't speak. Akari looks sad... almost jealous. Lily looks just as angry as Enju. Yamabuki is so engrossed in her drawing, she hasn't even noticed. Good. If she saw that, then she'd get too many ideas. As I think of these things, I here a crackling. Here it comes... I shoot up and run as fast as I can.
"Wha- COME BACK HERE", says Enju, nearly screaming.
"Wat's wong, Onii-chan?", asks Cy. Oh, you have no idea. You have no freaking idea.