America got the Health Bill passed. I decided it was time to cerebrate. With fanfiction.
Writtened in like, 20 minutes, so expect OOCness
Enjoy and review! xD
"Hey Mattie!"
Canada turned to see his brother running up to him a large smile on his face. "Guess what?!" America yelled, excitement in his eyes. Canada couldn't help but smile back, it was contiguous. "What is it Alfred?"
"My Health Bill got passed!" America took a moment to perform a small victory gig in place, earning a small giggle from the Canadian. "Finally! Now I can improve my messed up heath system!"
"Wow Alfred that's great!" America accepted the praise with a heroic smile, his chest puffed out in American pride. "Now can you legalize gay marriage?" America deflated slightly and looked at his neighbor with a raised eyebrow. "…huh?" He replied poetically.
"Yeah, yeah! Then maybe you can stop being so racist and stop saying I live in igloos! And you can pay back China, and actually do your part in the NAFTA and-"
"Whoa, whoa!" America grabbed his shoulders to stop Canada from talking, a small pathetic smile in place of his former large one. "Let's just take it one at a tim- huh?" There was a small pause before America scooped down and sniffed at Canada's hair, making the other giggle again. "…Mattie are you high?"
"A little." Canada admitted looping his arm around his brothers. "You should work on legalizing marijuana, too. But enough about work, let's get lunch I'm hungry." And with that the Canadian dragged an incredulous American away.
(NAFTA)The North American Free Trade Agreement – an agreement where America tells Canada to bend over and he is forced to comply. Look it up, I'm bad at explaining things.
But Yay! The Heath Bill was finally passed! Think America's heath system is gonna improve? Think their gonna get free heath care like us lovely Canadians? Who knows xD