Innuendo
Disclaimer : I don't own it, but oh, how I wish I do.
Sirius bounded into the Gryffindor common room wearing red and gold plaid pajama bottoms. The only other person in there was Remus, curled up on a squashy armchair and reading a book, wearing the same pants.
"Hey, Sirius," Remus said, looking up. "Ha! Look, we're wearing the same pants."
"Yeah," jeered Sirius, "but mine are better than yours."
Remus put his feet on the floor and straightened up, "Oh? And why is that?"
The black haired boy bounced onto the couch. "Because I'm in them," he stated proudly.
"Well," Remus started, "what if I was in them?"
A mischievous grin crept over Sirius's face. "It would be much better if you were in my pants."
"Ugh," Remus snorted. "That's not what I meant."
Sirius chuckled. "Sure, if you say so."
Remus stood up and walked to the couch Sirius was sprawled on. "Whatever, I'm just going to go in my bed."
"I think I'm going to do that too," Sirius grinned.
"What, go to bed?"
"Not exactly," Sirius said. "Go in your bed."
"Gosh, Sirius," Remus grumbled, stomping up the stairs. "Enough with the sexual innuendos!"
"In – your – end – oh!"
Author's note : So, there was no reason for me to write this, except I got the inspiration while wearing plaid pants. It might be total crap, but I loved writing it because it was so stupid. So, review either way, and who knows…maybe I'll be inspired by something else to write another drabble.