Girl Thing
A/N: This is my first Fic, hope you enjoy. This Fic is what would happen if they were all girls.
Chapter One
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Raziel: * Raziel pulls up his T-shirt * Hey everyone isn't it like, the coolest!
Everyone but Kain: Oooh ahhh!
Rahab: *Drooling* Did it hurt?
Zephon: I love it.
Kain: Hmph…. Belly rings are sooo last week.
Raziel: You're just jealous.
Turel & Dumah: Can we get one?
Raziel: Sure, right after we put some foundation on.
*Zephon grabs a brush and some lip gloss and starts paint it all over everyone's face. Once every has about 2 inches of make up on, they all get dressed up in hot pink clothes and start walking like Charlie's angles to their Barbie car*
Raziel: Everyone ready?
Everyone: *Throws their hands in the air* YEAH!
Raziel: Then lets go girls!
*They start driving down the road with real loud music then everyone starts singing*
Raziel, Kain, Rahab, Melchiah, Turel and Zephon: We're hot and we're funky we got attitude with curls, we like dressing up and being cool because were funky girls!!!
Kain: Oh, oh, oh, oh, STOP!!!
Raziel: *screeches the car to a stop* What's wrong girlfriend?
Kain: *Kain starts to whisper Raziel* Look at that gorgeous hunk of a man over there.
Kain: *Kain waits till the guy comes over* Hi sugar, wanna come with me?
Man: *Runs off screaming* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Dumah: Darn, maybe he's gay.
Rahab: Maybe were not in fashion!?
Melchiah: Listen up Girlfriends we need some new kick butt outfits!
Raziel, Kain, Rahab, Melchiah, Turel and Zephon: SHOPPING SPREE !!!!!!
*Raziel parks the car at the hottest fashion booth and try on all types of clothes*
Turel: *holding up a green dress* What do you think Dumah?
Dumah: Like green is sooo not your colour, now blue is the colour for you.
Turel: Really? You think?
Dumah: I know girl, stick with blue!
Turel: *picks up a blue blouse* I think it makes me look fat.
Kain: I'm sorry Turel but that's my blouse.
Turel: No it's mine!
Kain: No mine!
Turel: Mine!!!
*Turel and Kain get into a cat fight and start hissing at each other*
Raziel: Girls, Girls calm down!
Turel & Kain: TALK TO THE HAND RAZIEL!
Raziel: you asked for it, bitch.
*Raziel joins in the fight*
Dumah: Come on girls lets stop them!!
Melchiah: Come on Zephon, I know a nice little shoe shop.
Zephon: Lets go!
Rahab: wait for me girls.
Dumah: looks like I'll have to do it.
*grumble… grumble*
Dumah Stomach: Come Dumah, lets eat
Dumah: Oh shit my stomach talking to me again I'd better get something to eat.
*sniff..sniff..sniff*
Dumah: Oooooo hamburgers.
Thanks for reading remember this is my first Fic so be nice, I'll write some more chapters soon.