Adventures with Lina Inverse! The talk show host!
Chapter 1.
(Lina looks up from the pile of money she has been drooling over)
Lina: OH! HI! I am Lina Inverse! (poses) The Worlds greatest Sorceress/ Talk show host!
You may ask, Lina why? Why did you stop traveling to do this? The answer should be obvious!
THE MONEY! (laughs loudly) Any ways, I guess I should introduce my co-host! Well,
My producers haven't picked one for sure yet, so we are going to change them , till we find some one we like! OK! Today, my co-host will be.. WHA?! (sighs) Gourry..
Gourry: (waves) HI! I'm Gourry!
Lina: (face fault) They know jelly fish brain..
Gourry: *thinks* Hmm… I'm kind of hungry!
Lina: (draws a jelly fish on Gourry's forehead) OK! Our first guest on my wonderful new show is Amelia!
Amelia: (runs out, and poses) RIGHT! I am here to spread justice to your audience!
Lina: (falls over) YOU ARE NOT! You are here to sit down, shut up, and let me interview you!
Amelia: RIGHT! (sits down)
Lina: So Amelia, what would you do if I told you that some one just kicked a kitten down the street?
Amelia: WHAT?! (stands up on chair) That is completely WRONG! I cannot allow such things to happen! I must go stop this! (goes to leave)
Lina: (rolls on the floor laughing) That was a "what if" question! It never happened!
Amelia: (sits down) Oh.. Your not being very nice today Lina.. (stands up again, and points) And as a soldier of justice, I must ask you to stop this!
Lina: (tries to stop laughing) Geeze Amelia! Can't you take a joke? Anyways, you are boring, and talk about justice too much, go away.
Amelia: (eyes get all teary) Lina! I think you are acting very strange today! (points again) And as a Soldier-
Lina: (pushes Amelia off stage) Yeah, yeah.. Justice.. I know..
Gourry: (snores loudly) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ………..
Lina: (growls) GOURRY!!!
Gourry: AHHH!! (falls out of his chair)
Lina: Don't fall asleep during MY SHOW!
Gourry: (yawns) But its soo boring!
Lina: AHHHH! (throws Gourry out of studio) He will NOT be my co-host!
(sighs and sits down) Well folks! That's it for todays show! Come back tomarrow for a new guest, and new co-host! See ya!
Chapter 1.
(Lina looks up from the pile of money she has been drooling over)
Lina: OH! HI! I am Lina Inverse! (poses) The Worlds greatest Sorceress/ Talk show host!
You may ask, Lina why? Why did you stop traveling to do this? The answer should be obvious!
THE MONEY! (laughs loudly) Any ways, I guess I should introduce my co-host! Well,
My producers haven't picked one for sure yet, so we are going to change them , till we find some one we like! OK! Today, my co-host will be.. WHA?! (sighs) Gourry..
Gourry: (waves) HI! I'm Gourry!
Lina: (face fault) They know jelly fish brain..
Gourry: *thinks* Hmm… I'm kind of hungry!
Lina: (draws a jelly fish on Gourry's forehead) OK! Our first guest on my wonderful new show is Amelia!
Amelia: (runs out, and poses) RIGHT! I am here to spread justice to your audience!
Lina: (falls over) YOU ARE NOT! You are here to sit down, shut up, and let me interview you!
Amelia: RIGHT! (sits down)
Lina: So Amelia, what would you do if I told you that some one just kicked a kitten down the street?
Amelia: WHAT?! (stands up on chair) That is completely WRONG! I cannot allow such things to happen! I must go stop this! (goes to leave)
Lina: (rolls on the floor laughing) That was a "what if" question! It never happened!
Amelia: (sits down) Oh.. Your not being very nice today Lina.. (stands up again, and points) And as a soldier of justice, I must ask you to stop this!
Lina: (tries to stop laughing) Geeze Amelia! Can't you take a joke? Anyways, you are boring, and talk about justice too much, go away.
Amelia: (eyes get all teary) Lina! I think you are acting very strange today! (points again) And as a Soldier-
Lina: (pushes Amelia off stage) Yeah, yeah.. Justice.. I know..
Gourry: (snores loudly) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ………..
Lina: (growls) GOURRY!!!
Gourry: AHHH!! (falls out of his chair)
Lina: Don't fall asleep during MY SHOW!
Gourry: (yawns) But its soo boring!
Lina: AHHHH! (throws Gourry out of studio) He will NOT be my co-host!
(sighs and sits down) Well folks! That's it for todays show! Come back tomarrow for a new guest, and new co-host! See ya!