Shohoku's Slambook . . .
By coolpriss
coolpriss: Bwahahahaha! They're gonna be big sometime soon . . .
Sakuragi: (half-lidded eyes) What do you mean 'sometime soon'? We're already big now! All because of this genius!! Wahahahahaha!!!
cp: (sweatdrops) right . . . whatever . . . anyhow, I've got their autographs and I could. . . (grins evilly) sell it to their fans!!! I'm sure the Rukawa Brigade and their ever-growing minions would pay lotsa bucks for this . . . especially since I've got their pictures as well . . .(leans close to your computer screen and whispers) which, of course, is not included in this fic . . . also . . . (looks around and lowers her voice even more) they're not mine. . . but they don't know that in this fic. . . so. . . Bwahahahahaha!!!
Hikoichi: Aaaaahhhhh! (points accusingly at cp) You have no right to do that, coolpriss!
cp: (glares) Why not? Who's gonna stop me? (looks at Hikoichi from head to foot then back again) You? (raises an eyebrow)
Hiko: (sweatdrops) Uh . . . W-what I meant was . . . you could also use the information I researched about them if you want . . . (cries while handing cp his blue notebook)
cp: Hontoni? That's so kind of you! (grabs the notebook) Arigatou!!
Hiko: (goes to a corner and cries some more)
cp: So, anyhoo, the first entry is from Akagi Captain. (leans forward and whispers) Of course, getting Akagi Takenori to sign is far from easy since he's got such a hectic schedule plus he's a no-nonsense sort of guy . . . the exact opposite of a certain simple-minded, so-called genius we know . . .
Sakuragi: NANI?! (rushed towards cp but was held back by Yohei) What do you mean 'SIMPLE-MINDED'?!
cp: (shrugs) See what I mean? So, without further ado, here's Akagi's stats . . .
Saku: (still trying to break free from Yohei, shaking his fists at cp) I'll never sign your stupid slambook, coolpriss! And it'll be worth nothing without this tensai's entry!!!
cp: (rubs her hands together, smiling slyly) We'll see about that . . .
Name: Akagi Takenori
Nickname: Captain, Akagi, Gori . . . darn that Sakuragi!
Birthday: May 10
Zodiac: Taurus
School: Shohoku High
Hobbies: studying, lifting weights, punching people on their heads (especially that Redhead . . .)
Saku: (clenching his fists) Ku'sho . . . Gori . . .
Sports: Basketball - team captain, center
Bestfriend: Kogure Kiminobu
Motto: No guts, no glory
Describe yourself: Hopefully the captain of the best Highschool basketball team in Japan!
Saku: (cries) Gori . . . (then slams his fist into his hand like a genius having a great idea . . . )
cp: (sweatdrops)
Saku: (gets a pencil and adds: G O R I L L --
cp: (snatches the slambook from him and desperately erases his handwriting)
Saku: (clenches his fists and glares at cp)
Rukawa: (shrugs) Do'aho . . .
Saku: (tried to rush to Rukawa but was kept back by the Sakuragi guntai) Nanda yo, Rukawa?!!
cp: Anyways . . .
Define love: To love (as in a sport) is to have guts enough to continue practicing even though you're not exactly good in freethrow . . .
cp, Saku, Ruka: (sweatdrops)
First love: . . . basketball
cp: (still sweatdropping) He's in love with basketball . . .
Saku: Poor Gori . . . he pushes himself so hard at basketball because no one wants to date a gorilla…
Akagi: (slams his fist on Saku's head) BAKA!!! (strangles Saku)
Ruka: (shrugs)
cp: (tiptoes away from the two then whispers) as we were reading . . .
Most embarrassing moment: . . . when the whole school saw my butt . . . darn that Sakuragi!!!
cp: (blushes then giggles)
Saku: (covers his mouth coyly with his hand and giggles with cp)
Ruka: . . .
Akagi: (turns beet red then strangles Saku all over again)
Greatest dream: to win in the National Championships!
Happiest moment: when we won the second place in the Kanagawa Prefecture
Dedication:
Dear coolpriss,
Thank you for always cheering for Shohoku . . . except when we're fighting against Ryonan and you cheer for Sendoh instead . . . Please don't show this to anyone . . . or else . . .
Akagi
cp: (gulps then sweatdrops) (looks slowly behind her)
Akagi: (looking more like a gorilla than the team captain . . .)
cp: (turns blue below the eyes) Eh . . . he . . . he . . . (grabs her slambook and runs for her life)
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cp: (stops with a cloud of dust behind her and pants) (looks around her and let our a breath of relief to find no one there.) Now, (huff) it's time (puff) for the ever (huff) loyal (puff) deputy-captain . . .
Name: Kogure Kiminobu
Nickname: Megane-kun
Birthday: July 12
Age: 17
Zodiac: cancer
School: Shohoku High
Hobbies: studying, trying be like Akagi
cp: (sweatdrops)
Sports: basketball
Friends: all the members of the basketball club
Bestfriend: Akagi Takenori
Motto: "We're strong!"
Describe yourself: friendly, wears glasses, peace-loving, sensitive, simple
Define love: love is a flower that grows day by day and blossoms without the aid of season . . .
Saku: (tears cascading down his face) Megane-kun! That is exactly how I feel about Haruko-san . . . (face turns dreamy) She's like a flower that ---
cp: (shoots a crumpled piece of paper directly in Saku's mouth) Wahahaha! And she scores! Two points for coolpriss!!!
Saku: (spits out the paper) Why you---! (starts to charge at cp but was held back by Yohei)
Yohei: Stay calm, Hanamichi! She's a girl!
Saku: I don't care! Let go of me!
cp: Wahahaha!
Kogure: (sweatdrops)
Ruka: . . .
Crush: hm . . . well . . . my idol is Akagi because of his guts and because he's such a great student, basketball player, teamcaptain. . .
Saku: (gasps) Ohh . . . Glassman and Gori . . . (starts to snicker)
Akagi: (blushing) (punches Saku on the head) DO'AHO!
cp: (whispers) if my memory serves me right, there are a couple of episodes wherein Akagi and Kogure are seen having a date . . . {actually they're probably just eating out after the practice and were discussing team stuff. So those MitKo fans, please don't flame me . . . ;_;}
Greatest dream: to be one of the starting members again . . . to be a great student and basketball player like Akagi
Saku: (sniggers)
Akagi: (glares)
Saku: (quiets down)
Kogure: (red-faced and crossed) IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!!
cp: (trying to keep a straight face) Calm down, Kogure-san!
Ruka: . . . (shrugs)
Happiest moment: When I made that very important shot during the game with Ryonan
Dedication:
Dear coolpriss,
Thank you for asking me to sign here on your autograph book. It made me feel special somehow. Thanks also for always supporting the Shohoku basketball club. Take care. Keep it up!
Always,
Kogure
cp: (sighs) He's so sweet . . . too bad he's . . .
Kogure: (half-lidded) I'm what?
cp: (smiling nervously, with an eyebrow shaking up and down) Nothing, Kogure-san . . . I didn't say anything . . .
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cp: (clearing her throat) Now, on to Mitsui!
Name: Mitsui Hisashi
Nickname: Micchan, Micchy--at least it's better than Hisshy! Darn that Sakuragi!!!
Saku: (bending from hips) Ehehehe
Micchy: (kicks Saku's butt)
Saku: What did you do that for?!
Micchy: Wanna fight?
Kogure: (hurries between them) Hey, c'mon, no fighting!
Saku, Micchy: grrr . . .
Anzai-sensei: O ho ho ho
Micchy: (ears suddenly growing thrice its size) Anzai-sensei! (clears his throat and behaves)
Saku: Hey! Fight like a man, Micchy!
Kogure and Yohei: (each holding one of Saku's arms) Calm down!
Birthday: May 22
Age: 18
Zodiac: Gemini
School: Shohoku
Hobbies: practicing basketball so that I'd regain the two years I've lost . . .
Saku: Yeah, you need that, Micchy . . . too bad you're not as good as this tensai . . . Wahahaha
Micchy: Nani?! (rushes to Saku but was held back by Kogure)
Anzai: O ho ho ho
Micchy: (stays still)
Sports: basketball
Saku: Too bad streetfighting can't be considered a sport . . .
Micchy: grrr . . .
Kogure: (standing in front of Mitsui) Calm down . . .
Anzai: O ho ho ho
Friends: the Mitusi fanclub
Bestfriend: Miyagi Ryota
cp: (leans over) haven't you noticed how they'd almost always appear together . . . ?! ^_^;;
Motto: "I want to play basketball (again)!"
Saku: You should've won best actor that time!
Micchy: grrr! (steps a foot forward)
Kogure: (waving his hand) Don't, Mitsui!
Anzai: O ho ho ho
Describe yourself: One of the best three-point-shooters in the nation!
Saku: (opens his mouth to make fun of Mitsui but was glonked in the head by Akagi)
Kogure: Arigatou, Captain!
Most embarrassing moment: When I fainted on our game with Ryonan
Saku: (whispering) You should retire if you can't even finish the game . . .
Mitsui: Temero! (tries to attack but was held barely held back by Kogure)
Gori: (picks up Saku and throws him back)
Kogure: Relax, Mitsui!
Anzai: O ho ho ho
Greatest dream: To be able to repay Anzai-sensei for his kindness to me . . .
Anzai: Iie, Mitsui-kun . . . to see you play is enough . . .
Mitsui: (tears falling down like waterfalls) Anzai-sensei . . .
Saku: (creeps in and tries to say something but was picked by Gori and thrown back)
Dedication:
Dear coolpriss,
I don't know you very well but thanks anyways.
Mitsui
Aya-chan: (elbows cp) You're considerably quiet on this entry, coolpriss . . .
cp: (sighs, her eyes turned to hearts and her hands on her flushed cheeks . . .) Mitsui-kun . . .
Aya: (raises her eyebrow) Eh?? (sighs defeatedly) Here's another one of them . . . (then half-closes her eyes) I thought you're in love with Sendoh . . .
cp: (sighs again) Oh, yeah . . . Sendoh-kun . . . (sighs for the third time)
Aya: (stares incredulously at cp then shakes her head and walks away . . .)
cp: (sigh . . .) Mitsui-kun . . . Sendoh-kun . . .
Minna: (walks away from cp, staring suspiciously at her and shaking their heads)
Miyagi: (suddenly appears and runs after them) Hey! Jouto mate! It's my turn now!
*nobody listens
Miya: (crossed. Turns to cp whose eyes are still hearts) Oi! Coolpriss! (grabs cp and shakes her)
cp: Sendoh-kun . . . ?
Miya: (two crosses) Oi! It's my turn now! (shakes her harder)
cp: Mitsui-kun . . . ?
Miya: (leans over her ear) OOYYYYY!!!!!!
cp: (heart eyes turned to swirls then became all woobly and slowly falls down) Sen . . . doh . . . kun . . .
*to be continued . . .