Shohoku Boyz in Bene
by: Azure_Ice
Disclaimer: Shohoku boys are property of Takehito Inoue while Bene belongs to
our favorite prefect, terror teachers and our beloved Father Mayeul, OSB.
The students are our property!!! Nah!!! For Christ's sake!
Episode 1: Here comes the Boyz
Another day, another demerit...
It was assembly time again, one of the reasons why Bedans hate the morning sun so much, assembly... Our famous and notorious Bio professor, also our school dentist, a.k.a. our level prefect was barking on the microphone.
"Assembly time!!! Hurry up!!! Hurry up!!! From a straight line, second years!!!"
Sir. Manahan almost tore the whole high school building with the loud feedback of the microphone. People were starting to form their line with their own section.
"Damn it! Where the hell is Kate?" Nikki asked franticly looking around the assembly area that was crowded by almost a hundred students. The line of their section was in the middle of the assembly area and everyone was melting under the direct heat of the sun.
"Two lines!!! Second year!!! Miss Chua! Go back to your line!!!" Nikki sweat dropped as she heard the level prefect screamed her friend's last name. "She's here, alright." She said as she saw Kate heading towards her with her head hung low. "Damn, That's my second demerit this week. Stupid Manahan!!" She growled as she took her place in the line.
It was always like this. Almost all the school days stripped out of the calendar with the most dreading morning assemblies, screaming, not to mention irritating teachers, extremely hot sun and the ever-loved demerits.
Our necks must have burned into a crisp before the section that was assigned to lead the ceremonies started the morning prayer (God, someone lend me a fan) then comes the flag ceremony (everyone was out of tune, anyway) and Bedan Hymn (only for the true Bedans).
Everyone who came to school was reeking with perfume, our faces was fresh with powder and our hair was neatly gelled into placed. Now, we look like newly born babies, everyone was so sticky and smelly. Our backs were already wet with perspiration and our heads were aching like hell. The feeling was like being pre-heated in a humongous microwave.
Still, we waited (no use complaining, anyway) for the "important" announcement. Silent groans were heard throughout the football field, usual announcement are lists of demerits (for the naughty to late type), merits (for achiever type) and the super duper looong list of absentees and latecomers. Our ever-holy Father Mayeul (a.k.a. principal) came forth with the announcements.
'Maybe it's another list of demerits...' Kate thought, her backpack cutting her shoulder. "What do you think is he gonna say that's sooo important that we have to stay this long under the sun?" she asked Nikki who was behind her.
Nikki cast an amused smile to her frustrated friend. "You mean you've never known?"
"Known what?"
"You'll see..."
"C'mon, you're making my blood pressure drop!"
"So?"
"Tell me what it is already!!! Pleas-"
"Miss Chua!!!" Sir Manahan interrupted Kate's growing tantrum. "Keep quiet or you'll have more demerit!" He cast her a mean look.
Kate cringed at the sound of the voice of Sir Manahan. Too humiliated and tired to protest she just nodded. When Sir Manahan turned his back, Kate exploded, "Damn you! One day, I'll..." Kate held her hand up in a violent gesture.
"Be careful...he might have eyes at the back of his head." Nikki warned her friend pointing at Manahan's retreating back.
"First and second year students, we have several new students that have just enrolled now..."
Mr. Mangaoang, head of the prefect department, now came forth.
"Students, please settle down. We need your attention. Please meet our new exchange students from Japan..."
"Japan?" Kate suddenly exclaimed forgetting about the incident a while ago. Several students shared different reactions about this.
"Japan?" Dennis Senedrin, Kevin Mizuchi, Vincent Faustino and Dave Cort exclaimed together. Their gang was famous in Bene in the field of Basketball; one their best players, Chris Sarao was silently dozing off in one corner.
"Maybe it's the Shohoku team..."
"Nah...It must be Ryonan..."
"Wish it would be Kainan..."
"Let it be Shoyo...pleezz..."
"Whatever team it is, I shall be the best point guard in the world!! Wahahahahahahaha!!!" Dennis shouted at his teammates.
Kevin laughed like a stupid jerk (he's actually a stupid jerk, sometimes). "Ngahahahahahahaha!!! I'm the only genius in Bene! No... no... make that the only genius in the whole universe!!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!"
Dave looked at Kevin in annoyed way. "Shut up!" hitting poor Kevin on the head. "Shit...That hurts..." he whined while touching the one-inch bump on his head.
Vincent was murmuring "I'm the MVP...I'm the MVP..." non-stop. He was starting to sound like a broken record.
Chris was half-asleep in the middle of the boy's line still unaware of what's going on.
There was a sea of murmurings in the field. Nobody had been this excited since Father Mayeul announce the suspension of classes months ago. Everyone waited for the grand moment.
"Miyagi Ryota will be joining section 27..." Ryota looked like he had gone to funeral last night, he was staring at the ground and was not exposing his addictive smile. He had his sports bag slumped at his side.
"So will Hisashi Mitsui...." Mitsui glance at our class and smirked. He then pulled his depressed friend towards our section.
"Hanamichi Sakuragi will be joining section 16. Takenori Akagi belongs with section 40...." Both Sakuragi and Akagi started heading to their section.
"And but not the least Kaede Ru-"
Suddenly screams erupted all throughout the football field, girls started giggling like crazy and squealing like piglets playing in the mud. The prefect was annoyed that his announcement was interrupted, he cleared his throat-
"Ahem, as I was saying Kaede Rukawa will be joining section 17." Rukawa stepped forward, walking like a zombie, he started out towards his section. His fan club was tailing behind still screaming "Rukawa! Rukawa! L-O-V-E Rukawa!" (looks like they enrolled here as well).
"Sheesh... those girls are sooo annoying!" Nikki complained. "You knew?" Kate asked. "I know what?"
"That they were coming!!!"
"Yeah..."
"And you didn't even tell me!!!"
"Hey, I'm sorry. I just wanted you to be surprised."
"Fine, fine."
Screams could be heard from section 17, some of the girls might have fainted already and the boys were looking as if they were told to live in the squatters compound.
Kate and Nikki watched as the duo, Mitsui and Ryota took their placed in the boy's line. Dennis and his gang were smirking and sneering at them but one deadly glance from Mitsui and they all shut up.
One by one, all the students were led to their assigned classrooms. Teachers also started to get busy, leading their class, prefects went back to their humble office and Father Mayeul was nowhere in sight, probably in his sacred office praying the novena...
"So, want do you think?" Kate asked Nikki as they climbed the stairs.
"I think that there'll be more trouble in our section in our classroom.. And I thought Dennis and his gang were enough." Nikki sighed.
Suddenly, a awful scream erupted downstairs. There was crash and people were stopping to look. "Baka, Sakuragi!!!" Mitsui shouted at the red- haired fellow who was limping on his side. "Teme, Mitsui! How dare you trip the tensai!!!"
"I didn't trip you! You weren't watching where you were going!"
"Don't tell a tensai, like me what to do!!!"
"Baka, Sakuragi!!!"
"Teme! Teme!"
Kate and Nikki looked at each other and said-
"BIG TROUBLE!"
~AZURE-ICE~
(A joint fic by ChinaEyes and say-chan)
A/N: ChinaEyes: All the things, we wrote about this school are TRUE. The names, we sort of just change it a bit...except the teachers name. If you are from, Bene... try and find us if you can!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!!! Thanx to our editor: Dennis (where's Aya-chan?) We juz love torturing the SD gang!!! Wahahahahahaha!!! mental And stop calling me Kat-kat!!! Such a pleasure working with you say-chan!!! (sori na lang kung na baboy yung names nyo! blame the editor!)
Azure-ice (say-chan): Nyahahahahahahaha!!! I love what I did!!! Credits to Dennis!!! Mwahugs!!!!! Nice work Kat-kat!!! (Dagdagan mo pa!!!) On hold yung WARP! Sideline: songfics!!! ~*~Kaasar ka Dennis! Ako pa 2loy nag-edit nito! Diba dapat ikaw?! Teme!!! Credits to the jupon gatana, to the g^r, hkg3, sMs, to the Shohoku BoyzZz… (ung jersey!) and to the Ryodans for your support. I love ya all! Kat-kat will be updating for Episode 2 and as usual, I'll be editing. I'll be up with my other songfics to (bless you twin!)~*~ Domou Arigatou for reading! ** Oh, and Dennis, you can stop calling me 'Nikki my luvs' now!!! Teme no Baka Zarou!
Dennis: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm the best talaga!!! Hehehehe...Kat-kat and Nikki did great in this fic! Hehehe...I'm the best editor!!! Mwahahahahaha... Mwahahahahaha... Wow, this two girls are the best in anime!!!
*And yes, we are a bunch of crazy, bored and extremely mad Filipino writers.*