Title: Prank War
Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings:
Warnings/spoilers: Nothing I can think of.
Summary:
Author notes: Written for the All Is Fair In Love & Prank Wars comment fic meme. For this prompt: Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Cas. In which team free love has a prank war of epic proportions...with the big brothers vs. the little brothers.
Prank War
"Caaaaas!" Sam called out, as he was swept away in a wave of green slime, accompanied by a musical soundtrack of some bouncing pop piece about ghosts and calling people.
Castiel hauled him up and out by one arm and pondered what their next move would be, eyes narrowed in consideration as he gently set Sam down on slime-free ground.
They had been under-estimated; it was time to show Dean and Gabriel what their younger brothers could do.
A day later Gabriel was besieged by cherubs seeking instructions from their previously-unlocated supervisor, while Dean found that every time he tried to eat a pie, th filling turned out to be salad.
"Okay, fine, you win," Gabriel gurmbled, stomping in with his hair on end and his clothes all crumpled from all the worried hugs he'd been subjected to. "You're ruthless little bastards."
"Pie. I can't believe that you have been violating my pie, you fuckers," Dean growled. "You think I'm going to give in after you pulled that one? It is on, bitches."
"I have never understood the human fondness for beer," Castiel told Sam calmly, as though he hadn't heard Dean speak. "I think that the taste would be greatly improved by the addition of a great deal of sugar."
Sam's shoulders shook with silent laughter.
"Fuck no," Dean blurted in horror, as visions of a pie-less, beer-less world assaulted his imagination. "I give, you giant dick! No sugaring my beer!"
Castiel allowed a certain amount of smugness to radiate from him.
"Cas?"
Castiel looked at Sam, and realised that he wanted to do that thing they had discussed.
Angel and human high-fived.
"You know, you were pretty sneaky," Gabriel commented. Apparently he'd recovered a little from his grumpy mood. "I didn't know you had it in you, Cas. I'm proud of you, little bro."
Castiel blushed lightly.
Gabriel turned to Sam.
"And you," he purred, "the salad pies were your idea, weren't they?"
"Partly," Sam said cautiously, and a little hopefully.
"Asshole," Dean muttered under his breath.
"You know, that kind of sneakiness kinda turns me on," Gabriel smirked, slapping a hand down on Sam's shoulder and moving in close.
Both vanished with a snap of the fingers.
Castiel looked at Dean, who was regarding his latest salad-pie mournfully.
Cas sighed.
A moment later there was a yell of joy as Dean's pie filling turned back to cherry.
He really had to learn to resist a sad-looking Dean, Castiel thought.
The next instant he was tackled by a much happier Dean, and kissed enthusiastically.
"Thanks Cas!" Dean exclaimed, sitting back down to happily eat his pie.
Castiel smiled, very faintly.