A.N: Hey everyone...For those of you who don't know who I am, I am TheCartoonGoddess or Abby is okay too :) So, I never thought that I would actually start writing for this fandom because I never really watched the show much because I never really had the time and stuff. So, I am a newbie of South Park and I know quite a bit about the show just by watching parts of it and I decided to write a fanfic about it because I thought it would be fun. Now, to start things off, a few ground rules. 1st of all, I do not own South Park, I only own my OC's yadda yadda yadda. 2nd of all, I am going to star out some swear words while others I'll just spell out, 3rd of all, I don't know too much from the show so I want you all to cut me some slack just this once. Okay, let's do this…
I didn't think moving to a new state was a good idea at first. We had it pretty fine in Pennsylvania. A nice cozy house, a nice neighborhood, good friends and family, we had it all. Until the fateful day that my parents decided to pack up our entire household and move out of state...I was depressed, I missed my family and my friends, I missed the nice Pennsylvania breeze, the sweet chirps of the Lark Sparrows, everything. But then, when I arrived in our new town, things changed.
Melody Jenkins gazed out the window of the U.S Airlines airplane she was on. She was a ten year old girl and her parents, herself, and her brother were moving from Philadelphia Pennsylvania to a small town in Colorado. Melody couldn't remember the name of the town, but her parents had heard rumors of the town doing obscure things such as making the word "Fa**ot" a new name for bikers, and once literally going to war with Canada. This new town sounded...interesting...but Melody hoped that this new home of theirs wasn't going to suck.
"Attention Passengers, we are beginning our descent into Denver Airport. Please put your food trays in the upright position and please wait until the plane has come to a complete stop. Thank you for choosing U.S Airlines and we hope to have you again with us soon." The pilot said over the intercom. Melody just let out a sigh and stared out the window. She snuggled deeper into her red Hilton Head "Lifeguard Off Duty" hoodie and rested her head against the plane window and brushed a strand of her brown hair out of her face.
"Isn't this exciting, Rodger? We're in Colorado!" Her mother said, just bubbling with excitement.
"Yes Marie, this is going to be a wonderful new start for us I can guarantee it." Melody rested her head on her left hand and just gave out another loud sigh. Suddenly she felt someone lightly tap her shoulder and turned to find her little brother Ryan looking up at her. Ryan was a seven year old brunette with brown hair and determination. He also liked to always hang out with Melody but ended up being a little annoying sometimes.
"Are you excited about our new town, Melody?" Ryan asked, Melody didn't respond. After a minute she replied, "Yeah, I guess so…You?"
"I'm SUPER excited!" Ryan happily exclaimed, jumping up in his seat. Melody just nodded and went back to staring out the window.
"Aww, cheer up Mel!" Ryan said happily, "New town means new adventures! Who knows, maybe you'll even find a boyfriend here!" Melody responded with a playful punch on the arm. Ryan just laughed and rubbed his arm.
"Hey you two, play nice up there." Their father said warningly from the row behind them. "Okay dad." They both replied, then they felt the plane make a bumpy landing and then come to a complete stop.
"We're here! We're here!" Ryan exclaimed excitedly, "Great...Just great…" Melody moped. She put her earbuds in her ears and began listening to "Celebrity Status" by Marianas Trench. The four of them got out of the car and went through the airport to get their luggage. Then they climbed into a taxi and took off.
"Aww come on Cartman cut it out!" Complained a kid with an orange jacket and a green hat. He was talking to a super fat kid with a light blue hat and a red jacket who was with a kid in a brown jacket and a blue and red hat and another kid with an oversized orange parka. The fat kid known as Cartman had a sickly green booger on his finger and was waving it front of the green hatted boy's face.
"Come on Kyle, don't be a girl!" Cartman teased, "That would mean you're gay. Are you gay?" The kid known as Kyle writhed in disgust and horror as Cartman brought the booger closer to his face. Kyle looked to the boy with the brown jacket and blue hat. "Stan, help me out here!" He said pleadingly,
"I think he's had enough, Cartman." Stan said, "I think he's learned his lesson." Cartman whirled around to face the blue hatted boy. "Hey! This is what he gets for calling me a fat**s!" Cartman scolded him, then he turned back to Kyle. "Come on Kyle, eat it."
"F...F*ck you Cartman!" Kyle yelled, swatting his hand away. "That's sick even for you!" "Come on guys, let's not fight." The kid in the oversized parka said in a muffled voice. "Not until Kyle admits it was wrong to call me fat!" Cartman yelled, folding his arms. "Kenny, I'll only cooperate if Cartman takes back what he called me!" Kyle yelled, folding his arms as well.
"Kyle, Cartman calls you jewboy everyday." Stan said, "It probably shouldn't be hurting you now that he's said it a thousand times." "I know but I've had it up to here with being insulted for what I believe in! Why can't we have someone decent at our school?!" Suddenly Wendy Testaburger along with her friend Bebe came running up to the boys, both were panting.
"Guys! Guys we just heard some awesome news." Wendy said, all the boys were now paying attention.
"There's a new kid coming to our school tomorrow all the way from Pennsylvania on Monday!" Bebe said all excited,
"We're getting a new kid?" Stan said raising an eyebrow. "Yeah, we were thinking of welcoming them to South Park Elementary the proper way. How would you guys like to help us?" Wendy asked, the boys were silent for a minute, a new kid was seriously coming here? To this sh*thole of a town?
"Yeah, we'll do it." Stan replied to them smiling, "Hey!" Cartman said furious, "What the hell, Stan?!" "Great!" Wendy said, "It's nothing big. We were thinking of making a card for them and we're going to try to get all of the students in the school to sign it, that way they'll feel more at home here. You could help us by signing your names here." Wendy then handed a card to Stan and he was the first to sign and began passing it around.
"A card? That sounds f*cking gay!" Cartman said, "You know what? You don't get to sign the card, Cartman!" Wendy snapped, snatching the card from Kyle. "The new kid would probably not want your mediocrity on it anyway. You'd probably draw something obscure on it!" "Yeah! Like, a pair of boobs!" Bebe yelled in agreement, Cartman then stifled a laugh. "Ugh! Honestly, you have no courtesy at all." And with that, the girls walked away. "Geeze, what's her problem?" Cartman asked shrugging?
"Man, we're getting a new student?" Kyle asked, "I hope it's another boy! I can't wait to humiliate the heck out of him!" Cartman said suddenly happy, then he began to giggle at the horrible humiliating plans forming in his twisted head. "That new kid won't know what hit 'em!" Suddenly the bell rang interrupting their conversation.
"Crap, there's the bell. Gotta get to class." Stan said, then the four of them walked down the hall to their classroom.
"Well, here we are! Our new home!" Rodger said happily. The taxi carrying Melody and her family came to a complete stop in front of purple house on a quiet street. The family of four got out of the car and looked up at the tall purple house.
"Whoa! This place is HUGE!" Ryan said jumping up all excited, Marie giggled and ruffled up her son's brown hair. "Yes it is, sweetie. This is the perfect house to live in. Isn't it beautiful, Melody?" Melody paused the song currently playing on her iPhone and then took her earbuds out. She looked up at her new house in complete disinterest. She thought this house was nice, beautiful actually, but she was the kind of girl who liked all simple things. Back home in Pennsylvania, they had a perfectly good ranch house in their old neighborhood. It wasn't much but it had enough room for all of them with a little bit of space to spare and that was good enough for her.
"It's nice." She replied, putting her earbuds back in. "Oh I knew you would think so!" Marie said cheerfully. "And the elementary school is only a few blocks away. You'll be starting there Monday."
"Great…" Melody said now depressed, 'I'm going to start at a school where everyone will not know who I am and be against me.' She thought, the new family walked up to the front doorstep of the house and Rodger inserted the key into the lock. They stepped into the house, it was empty and the only light in the house was the very faint rays of sunlight coming in through the crappy white curtains covering the house's front window.
"Well, the moving truck should be here soon we'd better get ready to move all our furniture in." Rodger said, clapping his hands together.
Melody plopped face down on her nice comfy bed. It took them more than three hours to move only half of all those heavy boxes in. When they were moving the couch in Marie accidentally dropped the couch so that one of the legs landed on Rodger's foot. Causing him to sit out for an hour which led to them all taking a short break. She dreaded starting in this new town, it didn't look like the kind of town that you would want to settle down in. But what she dreaded most was starting at a new school on Monday. Seeing the elementary school from her bedroom window made her to think. What was this place like? We're the people nice? Were the adults friendly? Were things around here really as crazy as it was made out to be. So many questions, so many answers she knew she probably didn't want to be answered.
It was the end of the school day and all of the kids crowded up the school bus. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny walked through the loud, annoying bus and took their seats at the back. Cartman was laughing his a** off while Stan, Kyle were pissed at him while Kenny just wore a blank expression through the hood of his parka.
"Cartman I still can't believe you did that!" Stan said annoyed, "What? it was funny." Cartman told them still laughing, "It was a joke. I didn't do anything wrong."
"You glued a drawing of a di** on Mr. Garrison's face with a glue gun." Kyle said, Cartman began to laugh again only harder this time. "Kyle's right though, Cartman," Stan said sternly. "Usually the things you do surprise us, but now, it's official. We're not shocked anymore. We expect something like this out of you."
"Yeah, you'd better not be like this when the new kid comes here." Kyle said seriously. Cartman then began to laugh even harder. The other three boys just didn't understand what was so funny and why everything always seemed to be a joke to Cartman. The three boys continued to argue as the bus turned onto another street and then the bus passed a purple house with a moving truck parked in the driveway. Kenny was the first one to see this and tried to tell his friends but everything came out as a muffled jumble of words.
"Guys! Guys guys!" He yelled, shaking Stan's arm. Stan looked at his friend and ripped his arm away. "Not now, Kenny!" He said seriously, then he saw the house with the moving truck too.
"Hey guys, is that the new kid's house over there?" He asked, Wendy listened to her romantic interest's words and looked out her window as well. She saw the house too.
"I think it is." Wendy said, then the boys remained silent. Until Kyle broke the silence. "Should we go see who it is?" He asked, "Nah I got a date with my Xbox." Cartman said in disinterest.
"Cartman, we're going, with or without you." Stan said sternly. Then Stan, Kyle, and Kenny got off the bus leaving Cartman alone in the back. "Hey! Wait up!" Cartman yelled, running after them.
The boys walked down the the sidewalk and up to the purple house. They just looked at it. It seemed pretty quiet on the inside and outside and they wondered if there was even anybody home.
"Alright guys, this kid is new so I think it's best we make a good first impression. That means no swearing, no racist slurs, and NO "your mom is so poor" jokes. Cartman." Stan finished, glaring at Cartman. Cartman just have them a face that must've been a mix of emotions between pissed off and confused. "What? Why are you all looking at me?" He asked.
Melody's POV
I paced back and forth on the the scruffy brown carpet of my new bedroom. I looked around and noticed my purple walls were bare so I walked over to one of my boxes and pulled out some old Taylor Swift and Marianas Trench posters of mine. I taped them to my wall when I started hearing talking outside. I walked over to my window and peaked through the blinds. Outside four boys were standing on the sidewalk talking to each other. One of them was fat while the other three were thin. Their backs were turned to me but I figured they must be nice. They continued to talk while I just watched them until they stopped taking. They must have sensed someone watching them. They each turned towards my house and looked up at my bedroom window and saw me peeking through. I quickly jerked the blinds shut and backed up from my window. I went and sat down on my bed. This sucked, now they were probably going to think I'm some deranged stalker. This day was just getting better and better.
"Hey guys, did you see the way those blinds closed hastily?" Stan asked, "Yeah...Man what a stalker!" Cartman insulted earning a punch from Kyle. "Did shut up! Maybe our new neighbor is just too shy to meet us right now." Kyle scolded, "I wouldn't blame them, this is a totally a different environment for them." Stan said, "Maybe we should give them time, we'll see them in Monday anyway." Then the four began to walk away. Melody peered through the blinds again watching the boys walk away. Her heart sunk in her chest as she watched them walk down the road and enter a green colored house about six doors down.
'Ugh! They must hate me!' She thought hating herself, she fell back on her bed and attempted to blow a golden strand of one of her highlights out of her face which only resulted in the strand falling back over her eye.
'I hope Monday never comes.' Melody thought, she then turned on her side and curled up hugging her knees all the while slowly drifting off to sleep.
There's chapter 1. Let me know what you think ;) please review, favorite, and follow if you'd like :)
Cartman: You'd better favorite it and review you guys!
Me: Cartman, calm down, it's not a big deal.
Kyle: Yeah it is, you worked hard on this.
Me: *Smiles* Thanks Kyle, you were always my favorite.
Kyle: (to Cartman) Haha! In your face fat**s!
Cartman: Shut up you Jew!
Me: Cartman, don't be a racist! Well, I'll see you all in the next chapter ;D