Shut up and Skate
A Jelsa and Kristanna One-Shot
So... I think I broke my wrist.
Let me explain, I went ice skating for the first time over the weekend with my friends Ash, Lauren, Bri and Lyss. I managed to get off the wall, but then... ;( So yup, I'm getting an x ray today. I'll know later this afternoon, I think.
This is something my friends and I came up with while we were skating. Hope you enjoy :)
Shut up and Skate
Oh don't you dare fall down, just keep your ankles straight
I sighed, holding out my hands. "Come on, Anna." I said. "It's not that hard. Skating's easy! All you need to do is keep your ankles straight, and no one will get hurt."
I said, You're not helping
"You know, you're not helping." My sister Anna whined as she wobbled on the ice. Her boyfriend Kristoff tried to hold her steady from behind as I skated backwards behind her.
She said, Shut up and skate with me
My boyfriend Jack zoomed around us. "Show off!" Anna called.
This ice will be the death of me
She said, ow ow, Shut up and skate with me
Kristoff let go of Anna. "Try and skate to Elsa."
Anna wobbled and slid until she slammed headfirst into me. "OW!" I shrieked.
We were victims of the rink
This is the worst idea we've had I think
"Can we please just go home and have hot chocolate?" Anna asked. "This isn't a good idea anymore."
Help me, I think my cheeks are turning pink
My butt was born to be on the ice, born to be on the ice
"Oh come on, Anna," Jack said, stopping next to me. "Lighten up!"
Anna frowned and tried to skate towards the wall. It didn't end well, because suddenly her butt was on the ice. She groaned.
She took my arm
I don't know how I fell down
I skated over and grabbed Anna's arm. We stood up and started to move back to the middle when she fell, pulling me with her. My right hand painfully collided with the ice as we fell forward.
We took the ice and she said...
Oh don't you dare fall down, just keep your ankles straight
I said, You're not helping
I pulled her up with my left arm. "Ok, stay steady. There's a rhythm to this whole ice skating business."
""I can't do it, Elsa. I simply cannot do it."
"Zip it, and start moving your feet!"
She said, Shut up and skate with me
This ice will be the death of me
Anna pulled on my right wrist as she flailed to stay upright and I flinched. Jack put a hand on my shoulder. "You ok?"
"Fine," I bit out. "I think I landed on my hand the wrong way. It's probably nothing."
"Ok, but if it gets too much, you need to take a break."
"I'll be ok. Thanks for caring, though." I pecked his lips and turned back to my sister.
She said, ow ow, Shut up and skate with me
Some laceless skates and her bruised up knees
"Kristoff, can you take her please? I need to skate by myself for a little," I said. He nodded and took Anna's arm.
My zooming past
Really fast
Skating dream
I grabbed Jack's hand and the two of us skated around. "I bet I skate faster than you!" I said, skating around Jack in circles.
"You're on, Els."
The two of us took off, weaving around the other skaters, until the two of us reached the other side of the rink. We tied, of course.
I felt it in my chest that I was falling free
My butt was born to be on the ice, born to be on the ice
Behind us, Anna scrambled on her feet and fell on her butt again, her surprised scream echoing throughout the room.
She took my arm
I don't know how I fell down
We took the ice and she said...
I sighed and skated over to her. I grabbed her arm to try and pull her up, but she slipped on the ground and I ended up falling on top of her, my hand slamming into the ice once again.
Oh don't you dare fall down, just keep your ankles straight
I said, You're not helping
She said, Shut up and skate with me
"Anna!" I groaned, pushing myself off the ice and onto my feet. I dragged her over to the wall where she grabbed onto the bar and pulled herself up.
"Ok, I think you should just shuffle by the wall for a bit before we do anything else that's drastic," I said before I skated off. Kristoff came up and stayed with Anna.
This ice will be the death of me
She said, ow ow, Shut up and skate with me
After skating with Jack and racing around, the two of us went down to see Anna and Kristoff.
"Time to go back out, Anna," I said, holding my hands out.
Anna took them, and Jack and Kristoff skated on either side of me, so we were like a wall of human protection.
Deep in the ice
I think I see my funeral
The human wall was actually working and Anna was actually skating -of course, she stumbled around a lot- until she tripped on her skates and fell onto all three of us. We crashed into the ground, groaning.
I realise
I need to leave now
This is insane
I pulled myself from the pile of limbs, groaning. "Why, Anna? Just... why?"
"This is crazy, Els," Jack said, pulling himself up to balance back on the ice.
I should leave before I die
I almost left but she said...
Kristoff helped Anna up. "Maybe we should retire for the day."
"I second that," Anna said, wobbling.
"No way!" I said, putting my hands on my hips. "We're going to try one more time. Kristoff, support Anna from the back. Jack, stay on her right. I'll help her from the front."
Oh don't you dare fall down, just keep your ankles straight
I said, You're not helping
She said, Shut up and skate with me
"Ok," Anna said. "I can do this." She took a deep breath and edged her foot forward.
The four of us started to move. "You can do it, Anna!" I cheered.
"I got it, I got it, I got it," Anna chanted as she moved. Her feet started slipping, so I gripped her hands tighter. "I don't got it, I don't got it, I don't got it!"
This ice will be the death of me
She said, ow ow, Shut up and skate!
"Come on, Anna!" Kristoff said. He braced her form behind, keeping her up straighter.
Oh don't you dare fall down, just keep your ankles straight
I said, You're not helping
She said, Shut up and skate with me
"Woohoo!" Anna shouted as we moved a bit faster across the ice. "I'm doing it!"
This ice will be the death of me
She said, ow ow, Shut up and skate with me
"I'm going to let go, ok?" I asked.
She nodded, and the four of us moved to skate beside her.
"In actually skating on my own!" she cried happily.
Ooooooooooooohhh
Ow, ow, Shut up and skate with me
All was going well, until...
"Watch out!" A boy my age slammed into all four of us, knocking us onto the ground in another heap. I think Jack flipped him the bird as he skated away without apologizing.
Ooooooooooooohhh
"Well," I sighed as Jack helped me up. "We'll try again next week."
Ow, ow, Shut up and skate with me.
...
"So, skating's easy?" Anna asked three days after our skating escapade, a smug smile on her face. "And no one is gonna get hurt?"
I groaned and stared at my sprained wrist. Those falls I took really did a number on it. "Oh, just shut up."
The End.
So yes, I did sprain my wrist. I have to wear a brace for the rest of the week and then I should be ok. This story isn't historically correct, it was me who was Anna and Bri, Ash, and Lauren who were Elsa, except they didn't sprain their wrists. Lyss didn't go out on the ice much at all. Though the particular fall that did it was when I actually got off the wall and was teaching Bri how to do it when she tripped and fell kind a on top of me, then we both fell forward.
It was earlier in the day when the four of us started this parody. Lauren and Bri were yapping at me, keep your ankles straight, try not to fall down, stay balanced, blah blah blah and I'm like, "Shut up and skate!" So we started it. Ash came from helping Lyss skate and we gave her the idea. It was fun.
Hope you enjoyed! It was hard enough writing this with one hand, :( so, don't expect too much from me this week. Look to next week though. :)
See you later!
P.S: Soon, Ash and Lauren and maybe Bri will be doing a YouTube video of this sometime soon. I'll be there, but I'll be the director and camera woman, so you won't see me. So, look out for that! The four of us need to get together and decide when we're doing it.
THIS JUST IN: Ash and Lauren have gotten a recording done! I found out today after I got back from the radiologist (I wrote the rest of this fic in the car on the way back to school) The two are gonna make a lyric vid first, one that I'm very excited to see. Can't wait!
Ok, NOW I'm going. See ya!
:)