The Other Person
Dear...Whoever...,
Well, my name is Isabelle Elle. I am the person you never cared worth crap about during all of the Legend of Zelda games. YES, yes I am in all of them even the first one and Twilight Princess. I'm that girl who you talk to or just see and gives worthless babbles of random crap. I know some of it's soooo stupid, but I'm COMPUTER PROGRAMMED for Pete's sake! Who's Pete you ask? Well I have no freaking clue, so just shut up already!
Okay, now with that done with...Ahem As I was saying, you really should pay more attention to points to her self and admires her "beauty" little YOUNG me. Well that whole "young thing." UNLIKE you I'm still...Well...Um...They never really told me my age...Anyway, I haven't aged a bit! Ha ha! You probably are soooo jealous right now. Well I'd hope at least. I mean who wouldn't want my beauty? Did you just say "Me!", how dare you little twerp! rolls eyes
Now that we're back on topic; I think that such an important name like let's say, Isabelle Elle, should be in the credits at the end of the game. Don't you think that it wold fit along with all of those weird names I wouldn't even dare to pronounce? I mean the name Isabelle has such importance to it and Elle, man do I even have to say it? Yeah...You soooo wish you were me right now don't ya? laughs and flips hair back
Looks at watch
Well we better hurry along with this so called meeting about me. Why in the whole wide world would you not visit me in any of the The Legend of Zelda games? I mean you visit that stupid Mido kid that bosses you around in OoT and in TP you save the little brats, but come on! I'm that beautiful hunk of...Person right there. Hands you a picture with Link and Zelda with a stick person draw between them Yeah Link, Zelda, and I go way---- back. Oh and here's this one too! Hands you a picture of cartoon Link saying to cartoon Zelda, "Excuse me Princess!" But princess is crossed out and says Isabelle, and a picture of Isabelle is taped over Zelda's face. Aren't we the cutest couple? Too bad that Link never says a word in the games...I guess my beauty just takes his breath away...
Winks
Oh and do I even have to start with how I met Link...Yeah good times...
Image comes up with Link and his sword with a huge group of people around him. A tiny head is circled and says, "Isabelle".
Isn't he soooo dreamy? Ah I mean look a that pixel of green and the next one! I mean he may be a weirdo dressed in green, but he's my weirdo. My Link to the dream world. Ah...
Stares dreamily into space.
One day we shall get married and have children! The first one would be named Link, then the second one Isabelle. That's how it works...Right?
Doorbell, or something rings.
Oh! I bet that's him right now!
Runs to the door and opens it, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, Saria, and Midna walk in.
Oh God...Why?!
Starts running around the room like crazy followed by the girls.
Zelda has a hammer and is hitting the floor up and down.
Ruto is chasing her with an evil glare.
Malon has a bow and arrow pointed towards Isabelle.
Saria is skipping along while frowning.
Midna is trying to grab her with her hair.
A few moments later...
Sadly no trace of Isabelle Elle was ever found...