To Niroom, some random guy I met.
Niroom was in an airsoft arena, pistol and M4A1 in hand, shooting all the pestilent small dicks away. PEW PEW. Small dick after small dick he shot with his pistol.
"You are all one inch wonders!" He shouted triumphantly.
All the small dicks moan a moan of letdown, and grievement. Niroom was proud of his little baby pistol senpai. Niroom leant down and kissed his pistol passionatley, "Thank you for killing the one inch wonders." He whispered into it's magazine cartridge. Niroom had a strange urge, an urge of something crude, crude indeed, yes. With his mind made up, yes, he thought of, he took his pants and underwear off in a small corner, and shoved the pistol up his ass, "THAT FEELS GOOD BABE.", he screamed, the one inch wonders, questioned, questioned indeed, decided to investigate... What they found was a horrific sight.
Semen everywhere! The pistol had shit on the end! His penis was coated in a thick white liquid! The one inch wonders were flabbergasted by the raw power of Niroom's pistol, how it could withstand all this shit on it's orange tib, all this cum on it's handle, all this sexual tenstion too!
There was a silence in the arena...
"Sup bitches", said ifie, bursting through the door, he stared at niroom. "sehctib puS" (Backwards for sup bitches"), ifie just disappeared.
After seeing this, the one inch wonders knew the horrifying Guest 69 would come to devour the semen of truth.
"WANNA BE SEX BUDDIES?" Said guest.
"n0 pl0x w3 b3g n0t 2 1m just 4n 1nn0c3nt n00b!" Said the one inch wonders.
There was only one person capable of defeating the powerful Guest 69, Niroom. Niroom stood up and put his pants and underwear back on, he summoned his Anti-Christ cross from sword fighting tournament, and whacked Guest 69 on his 0.00094 inch vagina.
It was over, the world had been saved.
"Thank you, sexy pistol."