(A/n Ok, I am at your mercy! Please R/R, flames if nessecary. It all came to me in one dream! Lots of Fun mind you)
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They'd been engaged for 1 week and the Ministry had sent them out to retrieve a knife. This was an enchanted knife, but the normal wizards who did this job were to busy, besides it was too dangerous for no one but a couple of high-Aurors. Trouble was that Lily and James were stuck outside, in the muggle world, because the stupid Ministry had closed the barrier, and the couple had no muggle money. To add to the plight, the shop where the knife was was in the USA.
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"Lily, is this the place?" James asked his wife.
"Yeah, see the sign?" Lily replied. James performed a spell, and he turned into a high class, Mafia-type, guy with slick (Snape-ish) hair.
"Oh, yeah, I forget sometimes…" He pokes Lily in the stomach and strolls into the knife shop.
"Ah, Mr. Potter. You had a request for a knife I believe?" The shopkeeper asked, and grinned toothily. James nodded, and the shopkeeper put the blade down on the counter. James focused all his attention into examining the blade, as Lily, looking like a, well, WOW.
"Lily, you look mar-vel-ous," he says with a New-Yorker accent. He continues staring at the blade, and Lily watches his back.
Suddenly, the shopkeeper pulls out a gun, and beckons to two muscle men in the back room. James shoves the blade into a sheat on his belt and sprints for the fire exit. He yanks on his Invisibility Cloak and shoot around the corner into the Alley where Lily and he were to meet. He changes back under the cloak, as he hears Lily come around the corner. He pulls her under his cloak and she hands him a stack of money.
"What is this for?" James asks, wondering where she got the money.
"Uh…one of the big guys gave me his address and told me to come there… implying something… NO JAMES, killing a muggle is worse then stealing from a muggle." Lily explains and hold James back. She changes back and James takes the cloak off, and stuffs it in his pocket.
"Lumos Duelemos," James says and taps himself and Lily with his wand. The light is only visible to them both.
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"Where are they?" Dumbledore asks the Ministry office. Dumbledore is using the fire to have his head in the Ministry's office. Fudge shifts uncomfortably.
"We closed the barrier," Fudge explains. "Lily and James are a horrible loss, but we can manage without them,"
"YOU DID WHAT?! THEY ARE WHAT?! " Dumbledore roars. Fudge flinches. He nods and repeats what he said. Dumbledore's face contorts into anger. "No one has heard from them in two weeks. They missed my appointment with them, and all owls have been retured un-opened. Where did YOU send THEM?"
"Uh, they were sent to America…" Fudge trails off.
"AMERICA?! AMERICA IS UNDER VOLDEMORT!" Dumbledore is now trembling with rage. He stops projecting his head in the fire, as he realizes that Lily and James, the couple, the Aurors, with so much potential, and the ones… Dumbledore can't remember what he was going to think, but he knows he must inform all their friends.
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Fudge is sent Howlers everyday from Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Petirgrew, and all the others that were friends and acquaintances of James Potter and Lily Evans. He now realizes he has to make a public statement about the dream couple, when an owl bursts into his office. It is carrying one letter addressed to Fudge.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING FUDGE? WE ARE STUCK IN AMERICA, NOT TO MENTION THE MUGGLE WORLD! YOU REALLY MESSED UP THIS TIME, EXILING US! YOU'LL NEVER LEARN!
Yours Un-gratefully,
L&J POTTER!
PS. IN YOUR FACE FUDGE!
PPS. IS THIS FROM THE POTTERS ANYWAY?
(A/n short, cliffhanger chapter! Please R/R. Look down \/ See the box with the part where you type? I luv reviews, and please \/ R/R)