What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Sobu High, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Wataru's office studio, and I have over 300 confirmed Volume 12 delays.
I am trained in waifu warfare and I'm the top shitposter in the entire Oregairu fandom. You are nothing to me but just another Yukino-fag. I will flame you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the history of fanfiction, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with posting actual content on fanfiction . net? Think again, weeb. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Brain's Base and your post history is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your hopes of another OVA. You're fucking cucked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shitpost on your fanfictions in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in shitposting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fanfiction Critic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your legitimate smut fics off the face of Reddit, you analysis-writer. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" story was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn author. I will shitpost fury all over you and you will circlejerk in it.