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"Eye explodes what's that tell you."

"Pressure behind the ocular nerve?" said Cameron

"Excuse me, are you Dr. Gregory House?" said a woman in a business suit

"No he is." Said House as he pointed to Foreman.

"But the description I have-"

"Ok I'm the great Dr. House at your service."

"Hi, I'm Cathy White I work with social services, I've come on behalf of you daughter, Samantha.

"Samantha? No, doesn't ring a bell."

"Well according to a birth certificate you had her with a Luna Priestly.

"Oh yeah I remember her, great lay."

"You have full custody."

"But-"

"Goodbye."

Everyone was starring.

"Well the eye thing! Get going! Vomenos! Vomenos.

ONE DAY LATER-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

As house and Wilson entered House's office they were great with a strange site. A girl around ten was sitting in house's chair listening to his ipod. Black hair and colorless eye stared at them.

"Hello" said Wilson "Can I help you?"

The girl in an emotionless tone said "I am a waif.

"Samantha?" said House.

"No Santa Claus. Of corse you daughter"

"Daughter ?" said Wilson

"I need to sit down." Said House

"Well read the note mother wrote,pop."

"Dear Greg,

Remember that one night stand we had nine years ago. Well guess what, this is Samantha Blyde House. Our daughter. Make sure she takes her medication twice a day, when she wakes up and before bed. If she skips it she will be put into a state of temporary blindness.

Yours truly, Luna."

"Well are you gonna feed me or do I have to starve."