By CreativelyCrazy
Summary: Someone that everyone wants to kill has organized a Hogwarts Dating Game TV Show, and has forced everyone to participate. If they are not, they are removed from the school for the duration of the show. It is broadcast on the WWN and almost everyone is hooked. Who is the mystery organizer? When will the madness end?
Chapter 1: EpilogueSo here we are, at the end.
Mostly there were happy endings.
Ok, so there were some sad results.
But the best of all were the unexpectedly insane ones.
Yes, I hear you. Who are you? What in a flying cow's name are you talking about?
Who am I? You should know. If not, maybe…no.
What in a flying cow's name am I talking about? The Hogwarts Dating Game, of course. By the way, what does a flying cow have to do with this?
What is the Hogwarts Dating Game? Oh, my. You don't know? This chapter is called the Epilogue for a reason, you know.
So THAT's why you don't know who I am.
Well, if you really must know, we'll just have to start at the beginning.
Ah, how I love telling stories. Putting emotion in to your voice, bringing characters to life…watching the shock horror on people's faces when I say how Stickboy turns into a Popsicle in Titanic… "Rose…promise…."…oops.
Oh well. How I digress. Let us begin.
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A/N: The epilogue…at the BEGINNING!?!? Bwahahaha…all part of my incredibly evil ruse. You'll see. Review?