Authoress' Note: Okay, there's not much to say about this…. While Aeslin and I were working on a later chapter of Onyx, we needed some odd memory…. So I whipped this up in about five minutes…. It's a drabble, and has been used, but it's in a different perspective (not to mention that Queen Freaky being the idiot that she is can't find any of the latter chapters of Onyx on her computer…….)
Anyways, on with the drabble!
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"That was a very interesting dance, thank you…." The man running the Hellsing Organization's Talent Show was slightly wide eyed. "And now, I've heard Alucard wants to make a speech, or something of the like…."
There was some scattered applause as Alucard walked up onto the stage from the back row. He adjusted the microphone downward so it was pointed toward his face. "You know, I really like my Master. He's an interesting man… All though he's not always sane, he always has someone's best interests at heart (usually his own, but it's the thought that counts, really). I have long wished to express my… Ahem… love and devotion to this man, after all, you know, I've had to live with him his entire life. And so, Arthur," Alucard raised a glass of what was obviously blood in his Master's direction, "I wish to tell you a joke. (Or, rather, a joke at your expense, if you'll allow such a thing.)
"So, Arthur Hellsing walks into a bar." Alucard paused. "Eh, you know the rest…" He walked off of the stage.