How to be a successful adult
By Alfred Pennnyworth
1. Becoming a vigilante by night is in no way a coping skill. Find friends or family you can talk to after something traumatic.
2. As an adult you need a safe place to live, fortified caves are safe, but a house is slightly, more normal and considered to be less, 'creepy'.
3. Make sure you're in good mental health before adopting lots of kids. Especially, kids with troubled and unique pasts.
4. Coffee does not a meal make. Ever.
5. It's alright to ask for help.
6. Saying "Because I'm (insert name your name)" is never an excuse.
7. Staying up late may seem like a good idea at the time, but by morning it won't feel like it.
8. Don't trust women who carry whips or mallets. It never ends well.
9. Don't wear leather all the time. It doesn't breath, it will stink and it's hard to clean.
10. Never be afraid to plan big just as long as you can make it happen. Always get up after falling down, you're never defeated unless you stay down.
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I am going to write what adulting advice the Batfamily would give. Up next is Dick Grayson.
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