To Annoy

by SimplyEdible

How to Annoy the cast of Naruto. I know there's been loads of these done, thought i'd try my hand at it. Request who you want done next. May contain spoilers for those not up-to-date with the Manga.

1. Sasori

Ok, here we go!

Disclaimer (This goes for the rest of my chapters): I do not own Naruto�

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Sasori

Ask how many tree's he sacrificed to make his puppets

Ask if he has woodlice

Insult Art

Tell him Deidara's art is better

Ask him if he prefers Barbie or ken

Tell him action man is better

Say that guys shouldn't play with dolls at his age

Ask if he's ever gotten laid

Ask if he gets morning wood

Start to chisel bits off of him

Tell him you think puppets are stupid

Ask if he is a ventriloquist

If he answers yes, ask if he can make his 'puppet' talk

Set him alight

Suggest to the other Akatsuki members that they use him as firewood

Ask if he fancies Deidara

Ask if his mother was an oak tree

Ask if a dog has ever peed on him

If not, get one to.

Ask if he's seen Chucky

Ask if you can pull his strings

Try to detach his body parts

If successful with the above, replace those parts with parts from Barbie

Tell him you prefer sock puppets