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A/N: OHMIGOODNESS xD This WHOLE entire week we were talking about asexual reproduction in Hon Biology. And let me tell you, Ms. Baker is the most amazing teacher ever and makes every lesson fun. This was no exception.
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Unfun Sex?
Gwen looked up for the umpteenth time, eyebrow raised as she stared at Kevin, who was hunched over his science notes, giggling. Yes, giggling. High-pitched, soft laughter. And it scared the hell out of her.
"Kevin? Is something wrong?"
"N-no," Kevin breathed, wiping his eyes. Tears? God, something was wrong with him. "Not at all. Just remembering something, that's all."
"What was so funny?" If it made him laugh like that, it was guaranteed that it was hilarious. Except that Kevin's sense of humor was a smidge difference than hers.
"OK. So in biology class, we were learning about reproduction. Asexual reproduction to be exact."
Her eyes narrowed. Typical. Her boyfriend's sense of humor was 10 times immature than hers. She shouldn't have been expecting more, but it didn't hurt. "So what about it?"
"OK, well remember when you helped me with tutoring? When we talked about prefixes?"
"OK..."
"Well, 'a' means against, or opposed right? Well, it's against sex."
Gwen rolled her eyes. Ben would be laughing hysterically at this, but as for her? Somewhere in the back of her mind, she would laugh about it, but she didn't really see the humor in it. "OK. So why's it so funny?"
"Well, my teacher was all like, 'You can think of it as unfun sex, 'cause you do it by yourself and you're against, well...fun sex. 'Cause you have someone else with you. And you don't like to do fun stuff by yourself, right?'" Then he burst into hysterics, falling off the chair, his face bright red.
Gwen smacked her head against the table.
How did the human species manage to survive through sexual production...?
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