Kagome: This is basically just to test my account. XD Any of the many stories that are sure to follow will have absolutely NOTHING to do with this. This is what we call 3 in the morning crack! ^ ^

Grimmjow closed the door to his room, listening for a moment to make sure the halls were completely empty. When he was sure he was alone, he whirled, running across the room and diving under his bed. When he emerged, he was cuddling something.

He sat on his bed, hugging the stuffed cat to his cheek. "Hello Mr. Whiskers!" he crooned, "Did you miss daddy? Yes you missed daddy, all alone under the dark scary bed all day long... my poor baby..." he sat the cat on his lap and began to stroke its fur. "MR. WHISKERS!" he exclaimed, "You're all dusty! We cant have that now can we baby..." he reached over to the nightstand and picked up a small soft-bristle brush, beginning to groom the cat.

He chattered to it all the while, venting about his day . He was so wrapped up in cooing over his 'pet' that he didn't notice the footsteps coming down the hall...

Ulquiorra walked down the hall that led to the espadas quarters, passing the doors one by one. He counted them off silently, looking for the four. 9...8...7... Suddenly he stopped. He heard something. Turning, he looked at the door next to him. It was marked with a 6. Grimmjows voice was emanating from behind it, but he sounded... strange.

Wondering who Grimmjow could possibly talking to in that nauseating tone of voice, Ulquiorra silently stepped over, and just as silently opened the door. He peered through... And his heart just about stopped. His normally impassive face wasn't impassive anymore. His jaw dropped to the floor, and his eye started to twitch.

". . . know Mr. Whiskers you wouldn't believe the shit i put up with from Aizen! not to mention his frigging lapdog Ulquiorra... yes baby i know you hate dogs, daddy hates them too... There!" He put down the brush, "Now you're all pretty pretty fluffy soft! Ooh! and you'll never guess what i brought you from the living world!"

Grimmjow reached into the pocket of his hakema and pulled out a shiny blue ribbon, precisely the color of his hair. Ulquiorra watched in shock and awe as he tied it around the stuffed cats neck in a giant bow. "There!" Grimmjow cooed, "Now we match!"

Ulquiorra couldn't take anymore. He silently shut the, slowly turned around, and then sonidoed down the hall as fast as he could. He stopped in front of the door marked with a 4 and yanked it open, t6hen slammed it shut and threw himself onto the bed. He shoved his hand underneath the pillows and pulled out a small stuffed bat.

"Flappy, you are never going to believe what i just saw!" _ Kagome: YAAAAAYZ! *Throws fireworks and dances on Ulquiorra's head* I finally FINISHED ONE! You would not believe how many stories i've written just to fall through the cracks... but i finished one! YAAAAAAAAAAYZ! Cupcakes and ramune soda for all! *throws cupcakes in the espadas faces* Anyways, please please PLEASE review! It is the first one i've finished after all... I'm gonna be starting stories now! mostly love stories for the espada, but maybe some for the seireitei peoples to... i'm a sucker for Yumichika, kami knows why i usually hate peoples like him... XP The first couple are gonna be short, but hopefully after awhile ill be able to get some 20 chap fics out there! Please bear with me! (oh btw, the name kagome is NOT FROM FRICKIN INUYASHA! ITS A NAME PEOPLE! GET OVER IT! IF I HEAR ONE WORD ABOUT MY NAME I WILL UNLEASH THE FLYING PURPLE CHINCHILLAS AND THEY WILL GO RAINBOW NINJA ON YOUR ASS!)